Miles-below-the-surface - I Forgot How To Think Yall

how to get shot in the head a second time

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

the thing about matt murdock is that he doesn’t even have superpowers that are all that useful for crime fighting. he’s a human lie detector and could probably sniff out a murderer based on one droplet of sweat left at the scene but does he have super healing? super strength? super speed? all no. babe could have been sherlock holmes on steroids & instead he’s going out with three broken ribs and a concussion to fight the irish mob, the yakuza, the hand clan, the russian mafia, wilson fisk, and every minor criminal that crosses his path with his fists and a billy club 

I'm thinking normal thoughts... yeah

based off this post

donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies

the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe;

the recognition that the earth is one of several spherical bodies which orbit the sun

Silly stuff from this one arc!

bro the Bucky cameo in brave new world was not the best BUT as a hardcore SamBucky shipper lemme say that it was still absolutely the best part of the movie hands down

it’s like—

Sarah: Bucky, your kid’s hurt. Bucky: *frowning over the phone* I don’t have a kid??? Sarah: *sighing* the one Sam’s all but adopted. Bucky: *already running at full-super speed to the hospital* oh SHIT, TORRES

some random pedestrian: *watching a dude in a suit flip over a car and keep running* hey ain’t that that congressman elect???

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