Miles-below-the-surface - I Forgot How To Think Yall

ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”

moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”

“jesus”

“what??”

“im catholic?”

“what???”

Be the feral forest being YOU want to see in the world.

when they’re not stopping crime, they’re committing it

Matt after going through something traumatic: fuck it we ball

Matt when foggy is mad at him: my life? Ruined. Over. Destroyed. My heart is broken. Mangled. Torn apart. How will i ever move on? *proceeds to be angsty and dramatic until foggy comes back around*

I'm OBSESSED with fratt adopting Peter, so here are a couple of my own favorites. *read from right to left*

It's sooo fucked up that the daredevil series had a lot of pretty men in it and Matt didn't get to kiss a single one of them I think that's so messed up and cruel. How could they do that to violently bisexual men who all had a lot of sexual tension with each other smh.

Clint: You guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Natasha: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Bucky: I feel sorry for you.