If They Ever Confirm Aliens Are Real I’m Getting A Radio License And Blasting To The Stars “SAVE

Not a gay dude anymore but I could see how alt universe Mark could crash out over losing that twink

Proof

If the original Godzilla played out the same in the modern day I think instead of using an Oxygen Destroyer we’d just use fentanyl

There’s a band called Korn? You’re telling me a shrimp wrote this music?

Whispering affirmations to myself like “I AM an autogynophile, I AM a tranny, I AM a fag!”

Trans people will text someone an hour before transitioning

Btw being unmarketable is freedom, becoming what they hate most and reveling in it is genuinely an amazing feeling. Plus I get a huge power rush from how easy it is to enrage people about me being trans.

Can’t believe Agent 47 took out that healthcare CEO, when’s the special mission coming out for that btw?

God put me on this earth to eat my girlfriend’s ass like it’s the last fruit that the ground will ever bore

bad