Sprinting Around In Public And Screaming Incoherently To Let Off Some Steam

J6 pardonees getting themselves killed in increasingly bizarre ways

Love driving over to Amherst and smoking a ton of weed and then eating a ton of food at any of the 5 college’s student buffets (I’ve never been a student for a single day)

#antinatalist because of parents not children

Trump is gonna call the Blackhawk a DEI helicopter because it has Black in the name

Practicing my tailgating in VR games

The only thing I miss about illegal weed over legal weed is that I was friends with my drug dealer’s dog

It would be the feminist thing to do

and the gender neutral soldier

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

Forget the parent stuff HRT actually just turns you into someone who doesn’t feel like shit