Those Two Pagliacci Tweets Always Fucking Send Me

The ingenuity of capitalism producing the same thing that existed before but somehow more fucked up and immoral

If the original Godzilla played out the same in the modern day I think instead of using an Oxygen Destroyer we’d just use fentanyl

Eating mulch and dirt and stuff and pooping out a worm

Sis pooped on me erm, what the heck??? Grasshopper with red legs hmmm I wonder what they call that

Applying for an X gender marker federal license in Massachusetts since they’re saying fuck Trump here wish me luck lol

Day 1 Trump blows up California I’ll put 5 bucks on it

I’m going to make him real

Bro lives in Tel Galen

a redditor has mushrooms growing out of his homes electrical sockets