They/Them/Theirs Mid-20s, Trans Girl Masshole Anti-Social girlie, I’m really bad at being a person
289 posts
LMAO... come on you guys... :^)
If the original Godzilla played out the same in the modern day I think instead of using an Oxygen Destroyer we’d just use fentanyl
Can’t believe Agent 47 took out that healthcare CEO, when’s the special mission coming out for that btw?
The #1 reason I transitioned is because it followed the Rule of Funny in the narrative I’m in atm
Got banned from instagram for posting the jd vance drag pic and captioning it “I could fix her”
It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else
a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
This is me if you even care
#antinatalist because of parents not children
Walking around a place with a large hawk population you’re going to see missing cat posters and you just have to shake your head :/
outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"
nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing
I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk
"there's a steam sale on at the moment" oh no kidding dude. that'll be perfect for your choo choo train.
? scientist just discovered something but they dont want to tell us
A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT
This is beautiful…
Calappa lophos
Bro is uhhhhhh funny as hell
Best prepaid plans of mice and men
It’s not that I don’t like seeing naked hot trans babes on my timeline but not once did I go out of my way to see this wth is this algorithm man lol
I was nearly overcome with lust, had to leave the Holyoke Mall Spirit Halloween asap