If Joker Out Don't Say Anything About šbj Today I'm Literally Unstanning I Can't Do This Anymore

*a few weeks before the Snow Ball*

Hopper: Okay Jim, your daughter is going to her first dance, which is also her first date. You can do this.

*few days later*

Jane: Dad...I think you're applying too much eye shadow-

Hopper: JOYCE SAID THIS IS THE NORMAL AMOUNT!

Jane: Maybe for a clown...or a ninja.

*time skip*

Hopper: I swear to god, I can't tell these dresses apart. Why can't she just go in a tux, guys don't give a shit about what tux they wear. Um...let's start with the bluish-green looking one.

Employee: You mean the dark cyan one?

Hopper: Uh...sure. Let's go with that.

*time skip*

Jane: Ow! Gentler please!

Hopper: Jane, I used to cut hair in the army! I know what I'm doing with your hair and it's GONNA LOOK SUPER CUTE AND SHIT.

Jane: I'm not joining the army, I'm just dancing with Mike!

*time skip to the Snow Ball*

Joyce: So...how was getting Jane ready for the Snow Ball?

Hopper: Pffft...easy. Told you, I'm the best dad in the world.

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency Valentines!

(last one inspired by @snoji ’s post which I can’t link because issues)

Have any catchphrase/pick up line suggestion? Message me, or ask ‘cause that ask box open. I’d be making tons of these if I had ideas.

More valentines coming soon!

Did I already say that I love Bojan Cvjetićanin?

Doesn't matter, I'll say it again. I love Bojan Cvjetićanin

live version e.g. on JokerOutSubs Youtube

hey um Lips being Nace's favourite song off Souvenir Pop...

and the sneak peek of the lyrics includes something about being "undiscovered", "undercover", "with the pressure we're under, we could make diamonds", and "put your lips on mine".

this paired with the photoshoot that "contains boys kissing behind closed doors" DO YOU SEE MY VISION.

novi val (x)

possessed, pt.1

📸: Damon Baker

tracklist for souvenir pop

📸: Urša Premik