Villains Are Fine When They Kill People I Draw The Line At Being Horrific Parents Though

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

I love the experience of following people on tumblr bc sometimes someone u follow will just be going thru it and will reblog 27 pictures of borzois in a row. and u just get to experience that. for free

Couples shirt idea

Gonna make his middle name Dean after Winchester for double the angst “it’s a family name” if someone asks

Naming my son a “J” name so I get to use Jaybird as a nickname and no one knows it’s really for Jason Todd, my beloved

not to be dramatic but! my bedroom windows!

abandoned greenhouse 🌿

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

When you start opening up to people

opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)