An Old Con Gag That Will Always Be Funny Is Someone Cosplaying Spy From Tf2 In A Group Of People And

This especially hit hard when you stumble across it at 2:30 AM

i can totally be trusted with this role

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That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

i love tomodachi life cause it gives you moments like this

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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

Good trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing exactly what it looks like.

Great trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing something so unfathomable that the person who interrupted them can't even begin to attempt to figure out what the hell it is they're seeing.

I bought my copy of The Joy of Cooking in the late 90s--it was a new print at the time, but the latest copyright in it is 1975, so it has a noticeable amount of old culture holdovers.

and...just...

In addition to bringing back fun, funny Silver Age prankster Joker, let’s also bring back fun, whimsical hat-obsessed Jervis.

I don’t mean hat-obsessed as in using hats as masturbatory aids, Gail Simone. (Though I do stand by that still being far preferable to certain other interpretations.) But remember when that little motherfucker was all about stealing Batman’s cape and cowl? Let’s bring that back.

What I want is an entire storyline where Batman is trying to solve a very perplexing mystery, but he’s delayed, inconvenienced, and generally irritated at every turn by the Mad Hatter trying to steal his cowl. He’s not even being malicious about it, and he has no desire to know Batman’s secret identity. He just wants the cowl and is doggedly persistent and annoyingly competent. (Maybe he’s using a bunch of nifty new gadgets, too. Feel free to remember the guy’s an engineer anytime you want, DC.) No matter what Batman and the BatFamily does, he just keeps stalking the Dark Knight through the city and story.

Eventually it’s discovered that the Hatter actually holds the key to solving the mystery at hand (either it’s a complete coincidence or the he’d been trying to tell them the whole time and offering to exchange his help for the cowl but they weren’t listening), and he happily teams up with Batman for the climax of the story. And it all ends with Jervis in the back of the Batmobile, being allowed to wear the cape and cowl on the drive back to Arkham (Batman using other means to hide his face) and just delighted as he can be.

Bonus points if he’s sharing the backseat with the story’s true culprit, who is far less amused by the turn of events.

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@/Dodo2404 on this site has stolen from The Noedolekcin Archives and me and my friends multiple times on Gamejolt. I am needing help with getting them banned and I came to only get rid of them. Help really needed.

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