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In all honestly professor Steven Boxleitner seems like the typa dude to feed ducks bread at the pond

…as a kid. Several years later as an adult, he learns that’s actually bad for them and oh god what has he done those little ducks

(Families at the park look at him weird as he goes back there alone the next day and starts feeding them peas)

OR YK WHAT MAYBE HE WAS A LITTLE NERD EVEN AS A KID AND WHILE HIS FAMILY FED THEM BREAD HED BE LIKE ☝️😦NO GUYS DONT YOU KNOW THIS IS BAD FOR THEM ☹️ WE NEED VEGETABLES AND ok sorry ill go now this is gonna turn into a pastrami ramble

In addition to bringing back fun, funny Silver Age prankster Joker, let’s also bring back fun, whimsical hat-obsessed Jervis.

I don’t mean hat-obsessed as in using hats as masturbatory aids, Gail Simone. (Though I do stand by that still being far preferable to certain other interpretations.) But remember when that little motherfucker was all about stealing Batman’s cape and cowl? Let’s bring that back.

What I want is an entire storyline where Batman is trying to solve a very perplexing mystery, but he’s delayed, inconvenienced, and generally irritated at every turn by the Mad Hatter trying to steal his cowl. He’s not even being malicious about it, and he has no desire to know Batman’s secret identity. He just wants the cowl and is doggedly persistent and annoyingly competent. (Maybe he’s using a bunch of nifty new gadgets, too. Feel free to remember the guy’s an engineer anytime you want, DC.) No matter what Batman and the BatFamily does, he just keeps stalking the Dark Knight through the city and story.

Eventually it’s discovered that the Hatter actually holds the key to solving the mystery at hand (either it’s a complete coincidence or the he’d been trying to tell them the whole time and offering to exchange his help for the cowl but they weren’t listening), and he happily teams up with Batman for the climax of the story. And it all ends with Jervis in the back of the Batmobile, being allowed to wear the cape and cowl on the drive back to Arkham (Batman using other means to hide his face) and just delighted as he can be.

Bonus points if he’s sharing the backseat with the story’s true culprit, who is far less amused by the turn of events.

"do you want him to wear the little hat?"

"yes please"

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

You're literally even more cringe, at least they actually made their art, unlike you, Doaa.

“Pretty witchy, Bluey-chi!”

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

Team dark being normal

CW for some body horror, but I found some old sketches of mine.