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Manager: ok sorry for bringing you all in for a morning meeting but it's kind of urgent
Dave, an australian: its midnight here, fuck you.
Manager: yeah sorry dave. it's just. people have been talking and. we're still short on money.
Moss, already on xeir fourth cup of coffee for the day and tired of everyone's shit: how the fuck are we short on money again.
Edna, who definitely doesn't have a suspicious secret tumblr blog about organ harvesting: have we tried selling everyone's organs?
Manager: thats the fourth time this month you've suggested that, Edna, the answer is still 'no'.
Edna: >:-(
Keith, who is definitely high and has been using his phone instead of paying attention to the meeting: omg... twitter users have to pay eight dollars a month to get verified now lmaoooooo. Hey wait guys you know what would be funny?
programmers, already writing out code: yep, on it.
Manager: and the employee of the month award goes to Keith
My cartoon for this week’s New Scientist magazine.
Bonjour @equipe, on a beaucoup de questions avec @gay-impressionist - et vraisemblablement tous les p'tits francophones du coin - notamment pourquoi "par Toutatis", mais aussi comment est-ce que ce texte a vu le jour parce que vraiment on s'est tapé la meilleure barre de l'année et je voulais vous remercier (les verres ont sûrement aidé).
“It’s a bit like the Hotel California.”
— General relativity professor, discussing black holes
i have an undying need to see my fav space trio fighting tgt again 😭
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