Guy About To Invent Sparkling Water: Water Is So Good But I Wish That It Tasted Terrible And Hated Me

@p3girlsweek day 6 - crisis

honestly even though i am straight i think being the uke is the more appealing choice because i can already relate to the sensitivity & fragile beauty aspects Plus, if i am on the bottom for a more larger & macho kind of guy while still being heterosexual myself, it makes me seem like a tortured & mentally disintegrating wretch to any potentially onlooking women. then, if i am lucky, they will be overcome with a sudden & disorientingly intense desire for me as my pitiful appearance & circumstances start to trigger two of the most dangerous female instincts at once: Maternal nurture, & the innate feminine erotic interest in suffering & abuse...

anyways, personally i think being on the bottom you are less gay for all of the above reasons & sheer ability to attract many women, than if u are on the top , who is probably at least bisexual. I dont care thoufh because i'm not homophobic & tbh being the bottom feels kind of good in a weird way, like the thrill of the hunt as my plans go into motion, so honestly this is just like the win win scenario. and everyone is satisfied, which is beautiful.

By the way, if you read all this, and still don't work this scenario into your technique, you are actually stupid. ⚠️

there should be an exhibit in the louvre for shuake fanart

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

A sunny and consequence-less afternoon in Hyrule Castle

hes so cool

yipeeee

hi akechi nation

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