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Dear airheads,

I used to really enjoy your airheads soft filled bites but recently I picked up a package and it said “now softer” like that was an improvement. They are too soft. They have no satisfying resistance to my bite, the texture is worse (like any basic forgettable gummy and not the special airheads soft filled bites texture), and all the bites stick to each other in the bag because they are so soft and sticky now so you can only draw them out of the bag in large clumps of multiple airheads and if you try to pull them apart they just tear apart the bites leaving you with a big mess on your fingers of multiple torn up bites. This is gross and seriously messed up. This is a product disimprovement in every way. I expect this to be rectified within the year due to fan outcry and tryst me I. Am a fan of airheads soft filled bites! So I am being that brace and noble fan.

Sincerely your internet warrior,

Zygon Commander

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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

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