Spaghetti.

The fact that this is Dick Grayson and not Jason Todd is absolutely amazing. People always think of Jason as the frenzying ball of violence when Dick is just as much of a little gremlin child

I think about this clip at least once a day

Can everything just like... Slow down for a minute? Like I'm over here trynna get my shit together and the ever continuous flow of the universe isn't helping.

One of my friend's siblings told me that I sound like Michael Cera and I took that to heart.

Yep.

Some days you feel like expanding exponentially, other days you feel like shrinking exponentially. This world is a mystery.

actively sabotaging myself by rearranging my playlist to play songs in an order that I know will have me break down in tears in a matter of minutes

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.

Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.

Sometimes I'm having a good day. Other times I remember my middle name's Paul.