Someone Has Messaged Me With A Link That They Claim Is The "best Adult Game". If It Is Not Skyrim I Will

Spaghetti.

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

Another day another "I was born after the year 2000, why do I have the back problems of a 78 year old man that had half his spine removed after getting mauled by a bear?"

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

You spend time putting thoughts into your jokes and get moderate notes, and then you make one fucking horse plinko joke and everyone loses their shit

My manager likes to ask me really confusing and mildly vague questions and so one day I decided to ask one back and so I said, "What are your thoughts on antidisestablishmentarianism?" and he sat there for a second before giving me three very well thought out paragraphs of his stance on antidisestablishmentarianism. I have never been so destroyed and defeated.

I made a friend :)

Jason: Oh my God, Tim, what is wrong with you?

Tim: Well, I'm autistic to start with-

Jason: That's not what I meant.

Dick: Damian’s autistic too.

Damian, squinting: What is an autistic and why am I it

Jason:

Tim:

Dick:

Damian: What

Dick: Did Bruce genuinely never get you diagnosed? Or explain why you're so much like him?

Damian: Diagnosed? I'm not ill. And I am like Father because I'm his son.

Tim: This. Explains so much

Damian: So much of what?

Jason, marveling: He's just like Bruce.

Dick: Buddy, we need to take you to a specialist.

Damian, stubbornly: I'm not ill.

Tim: I've got a powerpoint-

Dick, jabbing Tim in the stomach: Of course you're not ill! You're just different!

Jason: This is giving me flashbacks to when we got Dick his ADHD diagnosis.

Damian: What is an ADHD

Dick:

Dick: I give up. Tim, pull up your PowerPoint on autism. I trust you've got one on ADHD too?

Tim: Yeah. Anxiety and depression too, if we're counting all of our mental illnesses.

*Four hours later*

Damian: Father, I think you should seek professional help for your numerous mental health problems. Also I believe I should get screened for autism

Reason to Live #8550

  Music. Music that makes me feel so many emotions. That makes me want to keep going as to hear it again.– Guest Submission

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Sometimes I gotta force myself to think I'm the main character because if I just lay in bed all day my ratings will plummet.