It happened again.
Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.
Idea for a new profession. Anarchyologists. They go undercover as normal archeologists but then they take artifacts from one sight and move them to a completely different sight to confuse the actual archeologists.
My manager likes to ask me really confusing and mildly vague questions and so one day I decided to ask one back and so I said, "What are your thoughts on antidisestablishmentarianism?" and he sat there for a second before giving me three very well thought out paragraphs of his stance on antidisestablishmentarianism. I have never been so destroyed and defeated.
Forge a set of high quality Stupid Gay Armor.
Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.
Some days you feel like expanding exponentially, other days you feel like shrinking exponentially. This world is a mystery.
Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer
You're not gonna believe it.
I made not one, but two new friends! I'm fucking ecstatic.
Music. Music that makes me feel so many emotions. That makes me want to keep going as to hear it again.– Guest Submission
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Where are all the hot dude robots? Give me some ripped looking Chad and I'll *think* about giving you my credit card information
I use the term "this slaps" a lot for songs that I like. Recently, however, I've been partaking in more violent metaphors, such as "this slams my head into a fucking concrete brick again and again and again"