I Have Eaten An Uncanny Amount Of Bread In The Last 24 Hours And I Have No Intention Of Stopping.

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

YOU KNOW WHAT?! Video has been a known killer for years and the police have done absolutely nothing. How long is it going to take for the radio star to be avenged?! Further proof of the shortcomings of the US Government.

Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Yep.

One of my friend's siblings told me that I sound like Michael Cera and I took that to heart.

I just ordered two necklaces off the internet and I think my bank is gonna freeze my card because this is the second biggest purchase I've ever made next to my $120 GameStop spree after my first paycheck

I base my growth and maturity on how many of the chocolates in an assorted box I'm willing to eat

Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.

Can everything just like... Slow down for a minute? Like I'm over here trynna get my shit together and the ever continuous flow of the universe isn't helping.