Flashback To When I Was Still Getting Used To Having Long Hair And Accidentally Waterboarded Myself In

Sometimes I gotta force myself to think I'm the main character because if I just lay in bed all day my ratings will plummet.

Shit really hits different when you're having an anxiety attack and there are like 50 people around you but you aren't comfortable enough with any of them to ask for support

i was just poking around the batman subreddit and I saw a comment that sums up my thoughts on Gotham War so 🤌🤌🤌 succinctly

Hello. I’d like to play a game.

You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling.

If he decides to reach over and touch you, like a prayer for which no words exist, you will feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for. If he does not, there’s a pipe bomb attached to the vehicle’s engine triggered to explode. You must admit your love any way you choose, but you must admit to it. It is the only way to survive in this world.

Most people are so ungrateful to love, to be loved, to be told they’re loved by the one that loves them … but you won’t be. Not anymore.

Sometimes I get this big stupid grin on my face and I fucking live for that feeling

We should play Castle Crashers together some time

It happened again.

Man, it's really so far outside the realm of possibility in my brain that somebody would like me back that I got rejected by a girl in MY OWN FUCKING DREAM. Granted, she was way out of my league, but still like wtf.

The fact that this is Dick Grayson and not Jason Todd is absolutely amazing. People always think of Jason as the frenzying ball of violence when Dick is just as much of a little gremlin child

I think about this clip at least once a day

You spend time putting thoughts into your jokes and get moderate notes, and then you make one fucking horse plinko joke and everyone loses their shit