Jason: Oh my God, Tim, what is wrong with you?
Tim: Well, I'm autistic to start with-
Jason: That's not what I meant.
Dick: Damian’s autistic too.
Damian, squinting: What is an autistic and why am I it
Jason:
Tim:
Dick:
Damian: What
Dick: Did Bruce genuinely never get you diagnosed? Or explain why you're so much like him?
Damian: Diagnosed? I'm not ill. And I am like Father because I'm his son.
Tim: This. Explains so much
Damian: So much of what?
Jason, marveling: He's just like Bruce.
Dick: Buddy, we need to take you to a specialist.
Damian, stubbornly: I'm not ill.
Tim: I've got a powerpoint-
Dick, jabbing Tim in the stomach: Of course you're not ill! You're just different!
Jason: This is giving me flashbacks to when we got Dick his ADHD diagnosis.
Damian: What is an ADHD
Dick:
Dick: I give up. Tim, pull up your PowerPoint on autism. I trust you've got one on ADHD too?
Tim: Yeah. Anxiety and depression too, if we're counting all of our mental illnesses.
*Four hours later*
Damian: Father, I think you should seek professional help for your numerous mental health problems. Also I believe I should get screened for autism
What I Say: Hey Boss I can't come into work today I have food poisoning
What I mean: Hey Boss I ate 18 Raviolis and shits about to get WILD
Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.
We should play Castle Crashers together some time
You spend time putting thoughts into your jokes and get moderate notes, and then you make one fucking horse plinko joke and everyone loses their shit
I'm bored
Boobs
I'm smart in the streets. What? You wanna know what I'm like in the sheets? Nah nah nah sister! You're not gettin me to no secondary location!
Music. Music that makes me feel so many emotions. That makes me want to keep going as to hear it again.– Guest Submission
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