Mischief

Flashback to when I was still getting used to having long hair and accidentally waterboarded myself in the shower

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

I've been peer pressured into auditioning for my school's play.

You'd think I'd learn to not dip my hair in ramen broth after the first time.

hi everyone the aviary has until november 2024 to raise enough money to find a new location or else all the birds will be rehomed

for those of you who don’t know the aviary has been operating out of an old house for years. the house is officially falling apart and is no longer safe to house the birds. the city has completely given up on us. the deadline to find a new place is november 2024, and if we don’t raise enough money to find somewhere else, the aviary will be forced to dissolve and all of the birds will have to find new homes.

it’s not easy to find homes for 20 large parrots, many of which aren’t sociable and have health issues. there is a pair of bonded macaws that cannot be separated and can be aggressive, loud, and destructive - there are not many places for them to go. it is not going to be easy to find somewhere else to go (especially with the current real estate market in canada) but anything and everything helps. please consider donating if you can :)

https://www.hamiltonaviary.com/donate

A lot of people complimented my #1 Dad socks today and I appreciate that more than they will ever know

I'm smart in the streets. What? You wanna know what I'm like in the sheets? Nah nah nah sister! You're not gettin me to no secondary location!

What I Say: Hey Boss I can't come into work today I have food poisoning

What I mean: Hey Boss I ate 18 Raviolis and shits about to get WILD

At my work chuckling at the silly little bar staff who only know how to do their silly little bar things

Can everything just like... Slow down for a minute? Like I'm over here trynna get my shit together and the ever continuous flow of the universe isn't helping.