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So like... people have broached the idea of pride flags having dragons on them like heraldry, which is of course correct and just, but like... they shouldn't ALL have dragons, right? Or at least not the same dragon. Each flag should have its own heraldic beast, ideally one that relates to the orientation the flag represents.

Which begs the question of which heraldic beasts would best suit each color of the rainbow, as it were. I think the iconic four legged, two winged dragon makes sense for the main pride/rainbow flag, since dragons are often posited as, like, the pinnacle of monsters, and so feel best suited to be the one that encompasses the whole spectrum, but I'm kind of paralyzed by the options presented to pick out ones for the others.

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i give you express permission because you are not a vampire :)

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best pjsk description i’ve seen yeah

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Sorcevalier first because they're stuck in my brain

Both about mid/late 20s... Well, Tsukasa is, Rui is like 12,000 years old LMFAOO

Sorcerers and humans are different species!!!! Don't get them mixed up!!!!!!!! Sorcerers have magic in their blood and humans need herbs for magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Set in medieval times? Maybe?? Just something that isn't modern day JSJSJSJS

MARRIED FOR 15 YEARS. Fight me

Used to make out behind the huge willow tree in the castle garden when they were younger and before Tsukasa became king (direct royal descendant)....

Saki lives overseas with her million wives (leoneed), Tsukasa cries everytime he gets a letter and immediately runs to Rui like "MY LITTLE BABY SISTER IS OKAYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" and Rui is just like "yes dear you made me cast 6 protection spells over her"

Rui once got drunk at a ball and flirted with a coat hanger because it apparently "had Tsukasa's shoulders". What does that even mean.

FAVORITE SPOTS TO KISS!!!!

RUI : forehead, jaw, fingers, chest, biceps, ears, lips

TSUKASA : neck, knuckles, lips, temples, nose, stomach

I'm going to get shot for this but. 6 FEET TALL TSUKASA. 5"6 RUI.

^that is a BEAUTIFUL TALL BUFF BLONDE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR that we are talking about. I feel bad nerfing his height (oddine has only ever dated short guys. oddine now has a fear of short guys and she can't possibly do that to Rui)

They go to the town market together just to hold hands and walk around and look at herbs that Rui needs for potions ♡

NORMAL RUIKASA BECAUSE I NEED THEM DEAD

They make out. I SAID IT I'M SORRY I'M SORRY DON'T SHOOT DON'T SH

Tsukasa didn't tell anyone from wondershow his birthday because he thought it would be "too much of a hastle" from years of spending his birthdays with himself, or Toya!! Rui genuinely cried for the first time in front of Tsukasa when Miku mentioned that they missed Tsukasa's birthday :(

^ now Rui has a special robot that reminds him how many exact minutes until Tsukasa's birthday. TSUKASA WILL NEVER REST.

Tsukasa tried teaching Rui how to play piano, found out that Rui is an expert at being HORRIBLY uncoordinated with his fingers

Tsukasa has a couple scars on his knees from falling so much during practice and working so hard, while Rui has scars on his hands and one on his face from working with robots!!!

^ Rui tells Tsukasa that the scars on his arms are also from robots. Because a robot can DEFINITELY perfectly place a bunch of tiny scars in a line together...

^^ Rui has healed since middle school, he's much happier and he only gets hurt from his inventions now YAY♡

Tsukasa has emetophobia (these headcanons are basically just me self projecting at this point)

Rui holds a HUGE grudge against Tsukasa's parents. Like, it's insane how much he PRETENDS to like them (lol)

If you lift Rui up from his armpits, he'll stretch out like a cat!!

Tsukasa used to be taller than Rui when they were kids, now Rui is almost 2 heads above him...

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If rsk is ruikasa then YES. YES YES.

Rui faints every so often, Tsukasa catches him and knows not to worry because he helped Saki when she was younger with this!!!!!!

Tsukasa puts sticky face masks on Rui and Rui DIES from the texture (self projecting)

Tsukasa once stubbed his toe on robonene and Rui implemented an entire anti-toe-stubbing cushion system on her

RUI HAS A CAT AND DIDN'T KNOW TSUKASA WAS ALLERGIC TO CATS UNTIL HE CAME OVER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DIED

They watch Hamilton every Sunday night. Religiously.

Rui once tried sewing something for Tsukasa's birthday, but poked himself too much and gave it to Tsukasa with an entire medical cabinet on his hands

Leo need once caught them kissing on the railing of Tsukasa's room.

RUI PAINTS HIS NAILS EVERY 2 SECONDS. Tsukasa is not an exception (they have matching blue thumbs)

Rui made a tiny little Tsukasa robot that would play a recording of his laugh, and he plays it everytime he misses him

TSUKASA TENMA CAN LIFT RUI KAMISHIRO ON HIS SHOULDERS WITHOUT DIFFICULTY.

Rui once had a dream about soda candy and woke up biting Tsukasa (which later turned into an ACCIDENTAL hickey that they had to explain)

Before they were dating, they accidentally kissed once by walking into each other when they weren't watching their steps. EMUNENE HAD TO FORCE THEM TO STOP BEING SO AWKWARD.

Tsukasa ALWAYS dusts when he's at Rui's house because Rui is sensitive to it, but he never cleans

BIPOLAR TSUKASA. AUTISTIC RUI.

(^ projecting 🤤)

(Trans Rui headcanon) Rui has HORRIBLE period cramps because I'm giving them to him. Tsukasa is forced to go to the store and get him soda candy

They're both relatively good at drawing!!!!!

EUROPEAN TSUKASA. THAT IS A LOUD BLONDE MAN. (80% of poland)

(^ projecting WHO CAN TELL)

Rui's bones are very very weak,, he passed out directly after konton boogie

Getting into semi sensitive ones,,, nothing graphic (I HOPE) (it's just me self projecting ARE WE SURPRISED)

Rui used to be in ballet classes, but he stopped in middle school because he lost the energy

(TW??? I'M SELF PROJECTING AGAIN I'M SORRYYYY) Rui has a million scars on his fingers from projects, and some on his forearms that he also tells Tsukasa are from projects. He doesn't want Tsukasa to worry...

Tsukasa forgets to eat a lot,,, NOT ON PURPOSE, OBVIOUSLY. Rui always brings a couple extra snacks in his bag for practice in case Tsukasa forgets again!!!!!

Rui will shut down once in awhile because of memories from middle school, Tsukasa always kisses away his tears and GGHSGHHHGHFHFHF 😭😭😭❤️❤️

Tsukasa always gets a little TOO scared when Rui faints and stays out for more than 20 seconds, he thinks it's just a reflex from when he and Saki were younger :(

Rui always goes over to Tsukasa's house if he's having a manic episode!!! Whether that be just to listen to him talk and run out of breath, or just feeding him soup while he writes down ideas for a script ❤️❤️ (I'm not romanticizing it guys I'M LITERALLY PROJECTING PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY)

Rui cried the first time Tsukasa said "I love you", like genuine full on SOBBING. This man was trembling and Tsukasa was like "ARE YOU OKAY????? DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG I'M SORRY?????????"

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