Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!
Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke
thinking about how in the jake and amir universe emily's full name is canonically Emily Wayne Dolphin
bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
I used to study out of spite but now I fear all those who said I couldn't do it were right
I used to study just so I could get a deeper understanding of things but now I couldn't care less
I used to want to study now I just want to do silly little things to keep me sane
I used to dream about my masters degree now I only want to sleep and not dream
the running gag from Jake and Amir that Amir's friends all have weird or object-based names doesnt scan to me anymore, in a day and age where i refer to most of my friends by either a variant on their handles or a name they came up with themselves. I regularly refer to 'my friend Casket'- do any of these names sound like theyd be out of place in your average discord call?
Americans giving Australians shit for calling a minor traffic accident a "prang" or a "bingle" as though "fender bender" is not the goofiest possible thing to call two cars crashing into each other. Like, at least the Aussie version doesn't rhyme!
a girl without her music/headphones is like an angel without its wings