Bruce Can Understand Everything Perfectly Fine On His Own But He Brought Tim

Bruce can understand everything perfectly fine on his own but he brought Tim

to help with the himbo Brucie Wayne portrayal

to support the noble cause of pissing off Lex

Bruce and Tim: *sitting in a LexCorp meeting*

Lex: Alright everybody, thanks for jumping on this all hands.

Lex: *sees Tim*

Lex: Who is this?

Bruce: Oh, this is my corporate translator. He's here to translate all the corporate jargon into words that I can actually understand.

Lex: Uhh alright. I'm gonna have to align with HR to see if this is—

Bruce, to Tim: What's he saying?

Tim: He's saying he's upset by my presence.

Lex: I'm not upset, okay? I'm simply processing this information into a more digestible way.

Tim: Oh yeah, he's really upset.

Lex: Okay, let's just move forward with the meeting, shall we? So Q1 is in the books and we had a very strong showing. Now, there are certainly some gaps within our processes that we're working strategically in order to align that should help us bridge those gaps in a really efficient way.

Bruce: Translator?

Tim: Q1 wasn't good and management is very upset about it.

Lex: That's not what I said, okay? There are certainly some gaps, but management is working lockstep in order to come up with strategic processes in order to alleviate these areas of deficiency.

Tim: They're planning layoffs.

Lex: No. No. That— I'm not saying that, okay? We're just developing ways to become a much leaner organization.

Tim: It's gonna be twenty-five percent of the organization.

Lex: No!

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it's the same person each time. the visits are dates. congrats on your new time traveling partner.

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!! hello dear mutual i will absolutely be taking this opportunity to tell you about my sillies !!

my current favourite oc is this little guy named rook! hes 19! hes disabled! he's goth! he's queer!

Obviously the most important things to know about him: his theme song is the she ra reboot theme because he's a magical girl at heart, he's wanted for treason, all of his best friends are people he was manipulated into trying to kill at one point but its okay because he gets character development

!!back story!!!!: his uncle was getting into some bad stuff (black magic) and so rook's parents were like "hey please stop :( thats not good" and then his uncle who is awful responded by burning down their home in the middle of the night, not knowing about the baby but honestly the guy sucks so im not sure if it wouldve stooped him if he'd known, the fire gets put out before it kills rook but he survives with lots of scars and one missing leg they couldnt save, his uncle is the last surviving family member so after he gets out of the hospital they give him to his uncle and he essentially grows up as the right hand man of his cult.

i want people to tell me about their ocs

i want people to tell me about their weird aus and fanfic ideas and original works

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So My Book/passion Project/delusional Projection Story Is Something That's Based On My Childhood Imaginary

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