YOU GUYS!!!!

the mime from Carmen Sandiego is kinda.... now hear me out

ignore if I was cringe literally ever

I'm not even joking I should totally stop staying up late

lolz

chat is this chat chat is this real

I'm a slut but metaphorically

i saw some thread on xitter with some dude asking why drag queens "want to be around children so much" re: story hours and all the replies were either predictably disgusting or very defensive but not a single goddamn one of them answered the question so i will help in case anyone ever asks you this incredibly stupid question: they are clowns!! drag queens are just clowns!! they put on extremely silly makeup and huge wigs and bright clothes and do over-the-top performances that make people laugh and smile and sometimes cry. that is the definition of a clown. they like to perform for children because they are a type of clown and children are great audiences and it is not any deeper than that. god damn.

i cant smile in photos for the death of me

1 week of Christmas break isn't enough kys

why is it spelt camouflage not