Something To Hold Onto

silly little humanoid sage of truth doodle for my college au

why is the quality so shit.. idk how to fix it... why you so SHIT.

“Infection aus are cringe!!” I DONT CARE IM HAVING SM FUN

This is gonna go great with my other shadow milk cookie brush I use to sketch

Idk if you use ibis paint but anyways, here’s a brush for shadow milk :3 idk if the image loaded btw-

I don’t use Ibis Paint, I use procreate 😭

But this is absolutely hilarious, I hope someone else will find this useful XD

This Jambound scene keeps replaying in my mind... I had to draw it...

Shadow Milk is beefing with his husband's kids and losing

ooc

ok we have something to address

all of you have been wonderful but recently me and my partner @vanillaflavoredking got an ask and in that a cowardly anon told my partner to end their life

under no circumstances is this ok.

To the anon: while I understand you might be passionate about a ship touch some fucking grass. We are two normal people behind this account not actual fictional characters. Learn some media literacy and do better. What you did is absolutely disgusting and the fact that you hide shows how spineless you are.

to my fans: keep it up with the asks, thank you all for your unending kindness and let’s keep the energy going!

He gets him to wear bells like when someone puts them on their cats collar so they can’t hide lol. I need to get back to work.. this took way too long.

go my sillies

STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-

am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?

Yknow what that’s fine

this is fine

and do you want to know why?

because I have

70

ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)

Low-key made this on a whim