☆16+☆Male☆ MINORS DNI
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Hey, could I please get headcanons for Malak with a fem little stubborn and sassy s/o that works for Beirce sometimes. Like she works for Beirce but sometimes she doesn’t and isn’t there and Doug Houser is there instead? Can you make the headcanons NSFW?
Your wish is my command! 😻
Gojo: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Nanami: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for (Y/N).
Gojo, pointing their hot glue gun towards Nanami: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Incorrect quotes with JTK
Jeff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Y/N: I think you mean cards.
Jeff, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
it’s lilac season babes go pick some pretty purple flowers
Digital footprint 👣
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Some of her socials to be aware of
(Y/N): Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Nanami: Yes?
(Y/N): Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Nanami: Fuck.
(Y/N): It's gonna be a fun week!
Nanami: I'm going to Gojo's house.
(Y/N): Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
I don't get how people can sleep faster with music on, the phoenix by fall out boy played and all I could do was shake ass in bed
POOKSTERS WHATS THIS MALAK X DOM READER FIC I WANNA READ IT
Is this the 1 ur looking 4 pookie 🥱
https://www.tumblr.com/coca-colaobsession/694282223953805312/hi-i-saw-your-requests-open-and-saw-that-u-do?source=share
(can y'all see the header? It's a dark grey on my screen and idk how to fix it💀)
Nanami: What do you want to be for Halloween?
(y/n): Yours.
Nanami:
Nanami:.…yeah, that would be pretty scary.
(y/n): Wow, Nanami, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Nanami: We literally slept together yesterday.
(y/n): That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
(y/n): Talk dirty to me, baby~
Red guy: The dishes.
(y/n): Wh-
Red guy: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
(Y/n): Is something burning?
Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.
(y/n) I owe you one.
Toby: That’s ok. You can just date me, and we’ll call it even.
I went back to read the Dom-reader x Malak and now I can't find it :(
I think I deleted it💀
I'll scroll through and pin it for you if I find it
Howdy broski! Are you currently taking hc requests? If not feel free to ignore :) just some crush headcanons for red guy please, what would he do, etc. Have a blessed day and thanks either way <33
kind of workin' on a different hc but of course!<3
thanks for asking first though. i really appreciate it
Y/n: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. red guy: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Hiya! Could I request some malak x reader where the reader has thick thighs and ass? (Sfw and nsfw) (I can see malak using his s/os thighs as stress balls). Thanks in advance!
sorry, i forgot i had a Tumblr💀 ill get right on it bubba
Hiya! Are your requests Open?
always! but I am only doing head cannons until further notice
toby: (y/n) is playing hard to get. toby: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
(y/n): Talk dirty to me~ red guy: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. (y/n): Wha- red guy: The economy is in shambles.
I like to bless peoples eyes
i can tell.
Toby: Wow, (y/n), you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. (y/n): We literally slept together yesterday. Toby: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
y/n: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?! rick: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
only bc i love my followers💖
(y/n): Do we have any orange juice left?
red guy: pours the remaining juice into their cup
red guy: Sorry, we’re all out.
WAIT DID U LOOK AT THE BDSM TEST YET
stop it Ily🥺
I keep re-reading the first part to the dom-reader x Malak fic-
It's still so good so far
AHHHHH IM GLAD U LIKE IT BBY