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Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.
(y/n): Two brooooos! cody: Chillin' in a hot tub! (y/n): Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! cody: (y/n): cody: *tearing up* (y/n): Babe, c'mon... cody: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. (y/n): Babe...
(y/n): Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. toby: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. (y/n): ... (y/n): You mean ring bearER, right? toby: ... (y/n): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
(y/n): So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? red guy: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? (y/n): Yes. red guy: I'd sleep.
Doot Doot
HUH?? IDK WHETHER OR NOT TO BELIVE THIS DOOT DOOT IS FROM DOOT DOOT GUY
could be one of my anons playing with me tho....
give me the doot doot
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
toby: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. (y/n): I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. toby: I said within reason, (y/n). How about I murder that guy? (y/n): So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? toby: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Hey hey bub it’s been a while sorry for not checking up on you i forget alot I’ll make sure to interact more
Soo how have you been this past week 😚
im doing well thank you for asking.<3 hbu?
freddy: That was so hot, (y/n). (y/n): I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. freddy: I'm so in love with you.
(y/n): Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
red guy: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
(Y/n) : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Red guy : ...Have you never taken a shower before?
(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?
Toby: World domination.
(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.
Toby: You are my world.
(Y/n): Aww...
Toby: ...
(Y/n): ...
Toby: ...
(Y/n): OH.
(Y/n): Where are you going?
Tim/masky: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
(Y/n): How petty can you get?
Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
(Y/n), pointing: May I sit there?
Toby: That's my lap...
(Y/n): That doesn't answer my question, Toby.
Getting another incorrect quotes with Toby ready foe you guys.<3
💀crying rn. my phone is dead but the malak x reader fic is on my phone. im on computer rn
Anon that wanted the father thing-
I want it to kinda be funny. Like an "Ah shit I got another kid-"
Before he goes to claim a few extra souls for his new daughter and his collection-
JBGJHVUTVH
would the child be Agatha or a different child, bby?
Malak X a reader that owes him her soul, but bc of the.... deal she made with him-
She ended up pregnant with his child, and when he comes to collect what is owed a few years later, he's greeted by the mortal comforting a young half demon child that was bullied for her demonic looks at school-
And for being fatherless on top that-
You want it to be angst or...
Cos i don't write angst bby
Nope same boring life😒
But recently I started realising that one of the guys at my university is actually hot 😍😍
Which is like super rare cuse every one of em there are ugly pigs 🥲
LMAO! if yk hes into guys i say go for it bby
Eheh
I’ve been doing good , haven’t eaten yet but I ordered me some food just waiting for it to arrive 😋
Wbu hru 😗
im doing pretty good bby. just craving some scrumptious beef jerky, might get some later.
has anything interesting happened lately? any new interests?
i.need.more.ANONS
Do you do yanderes?
Can you do headcanons with Malak and a yandere reader that completed the riddle of heaven, to have their one wish of Malak being theirs forfilled?
I do not write for yanderes sorry bby🥺
give me more submissions plsss
tell me what i should call you guys 🥺
Jeff: Is this your plan B? (y/n): Technically, this is plan P. Jeff: Plan P? Is there a plan M? (y/n): Yes, but I marry EJ in plan M. EJ: I like plan M.