Bitches Just Want Us All To Be Perfectly Perisex More Than Anything

It makes me happy when they listen

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

sally jackson. reblog if you agree.

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

damn, my finger slipped, i SURE hope NO TRANSPHOBIC ASS BITCHE- i mean, state legislators die

that would be such a shame...

start saying dick sunday now

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

Ohmygod I have been *WAITING* FOR THIS MOMENT

The Frogs by Maeve B