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the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

ONCE A YEAR Y'ALL

Simply don't Wednesday

This is way too cute help

First Sleepover

me if meowing was a sin tbh

I don't wanna speak half of the time

Just in case

This is gold

So real

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

Silly evil woman

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“Look, I want to love this world as though it’s the last chance I’m ever going to get to be alive and know it.”

-Mary Oliver

When is it my turn to kiss women

me and the girlbosses💋

my toxic trait is that im really pretty and cool and also a sweetheart and also really intelligent and driven and i smell good and i have soft hair and cool clothes and im knowledgeable on many topics and im also funny and fun and cool and pretty

unlike adult seals, baby seals are painfully aware that they were once land mammals, and must writhe around wretchedly beneath the agonizing weight of this incongruity until they can finally be reluctantly coaxed into the waves, at which point the ocean washes their souls clean of this knowledge like the blissful waters of lethe.

One struggle 🫡

i really do it for the girls. specifically the girly girls.

i love it when people can't finish telling a joke or a story because they are laughing so hard. they get the giggles and whatever they are saying is absolutely incomprehensible. nothing could be as funny as watching them struggle through it, nothing could be as infectious as their joy. truly a wonderful human moment

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

haters will literally give birth to you

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i just want endless amounts of cute underwear and thigh high socks