Latest Posts by mrs-mayonnais3 - Page 9

somethin I've noticed

it’ll buff out

So disappointing when I unmute a video of animals and there's stupid music when I hoped the animals might be going eep.

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

i think the sbg kids listen to mitski. all of them. logan probably cries to i bet on losing dogs. taylor does a little jig to strawberry blonde. tyler screams the lyrics to geyser extra loud. aiden claps along to washing machine heart at 3 in the morning. ben has a spiritual connection to francis forever. ashlyn probably falls asleep to last words of a shooting star.

see what i mean

Hanako doing raptor hands:

Part 1

I can't stand it anymore. I'm constantly surrounded by people who will call you "sensitive" and a "snowflake" for simply not being a dick. I get upset when someone else is being an asshole, and rather than reevaluate their actions, they fucking call me sensitive. Like I'm "sorry" I didn't find your "joke" about anorexia to my skinny friend funny. I think you should die! I'm "sorry" you think I'm sensitive for thinking you shouldn't be saying the N-WORD, R SLUR, F SLUR, AND T SLUR, as an ABLE, NEUROTYPICAL, CISHET, WHITE GIRL. I think you need to get run through with a trash compactor!

I can't stand the "anti-sensitivity" culture we've created. YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT??? IT'S OK TO BE SENSITIVE. I'M A FUCKING HUMAN WITH EMOTIONS WHO IS ALIVE AND FEELS THINGS YOU IGNORANT DICKWAD. If you call me "too sensitive," my immediate thought is that I am 0.5 seconds away from ripping your arms off with my teeth and beating you with them. And you KNOW WHAT ELSE?? PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. THATS ALRIGHT AS LONG AS THEY LEARN FROM THEM AND ARE FUCKING RESPECTFUL

But if you're called out for being a shithead, and respond with "snowflake," "politically correct" or "woke virus," I hope you die. Genuinely. You are the worst type of person, and I hate you with every inch of my being.

Happy holidays to the americans in the audience

A dinosaur obsessed 12 year old studied fossils and found a 69 million year old hadrosaur skeleton embedded in rock while hiking. A fisherman in Australia noticed tiny shrimp in his net that looked slightly different from the others and he sent a few specimens to biologists for testing. Turned out to be a never before described species, going unnoticed in a popular lake. I posted a pic ~here on tumblr~ of a weird parasite on a dead fish and a parasitologist found it and asked to report it as the species has never been seen in my area before.

There is so, so much out there we literally don’t even know. And the best way to find that stuff out is to be intensely curious about everything you see. You might not discover a new species but you absolutely will gain a deeper appreciation for the world around you.

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

LOOK FOR THE ULTRA RARE SHINY GOOSE

Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.

How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong

One weirdly specific interest I have is Japanese Sea Creature merchandise. Anyone wanna buy me a Coelacanth Soy sauce bottle. An Isopod Keychain. A squid backpack light. A fishy squishy. Please

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking

HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTURE HELL YEA!!

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

Women please survive

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

Sleeping Bulborb #519: AAAAAH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS ATTACKING ME?!!?!?!

Olimar’s Pikmin:

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

Statue of Jesus getting slowly absorbed by tree at old cemetery in Bieszczady mountains, Poland

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story