murdocniccalsreal
I had sexual intercourse with your mother ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ this account isn't in character I just like murdoc and shitposting
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i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes
Don't u just hate it when yr listening to a song them you think about a part later in the song and you're like nooo don't spoil it for me
there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with
Researching whales for character design inspo and I found the scariest one. I wasn’t afraid of whales but now I am.
Thats fucking terrifying. Why are you so long
I love it when sci-fi and fantasy worldbuilding is clearly structured entirely to explain the omnipresence of the author's weird kink, but with every subsequent instalment the author is drawn almost against their will into increasingly abstruse worldbuilding based on that initial setup. Like, chapter one will be "so there's this civilisation of big tiddy mushroom girls who all sprout foot-long boners whenever it rains, right?", and by chapter five it's like: "Actually, while they may look like big tiddy mushroom girls, owing to their fungoid genetics they really have twelve distinct biological sexes, with any given individual being reproductively compatible with a more or less random subset of exactly five of the remaining eleven; here's an extended sub-plot about how this informs their society's inheritance laws. What? Yes, we'll get back to the sex in a moment – first we have to discuss how agnatic primogeniture operates in a society with duodenary gender."
Red Dead posts out of context are so fucking funny bro.
It sounds like you’re liveblogging being attacked by cattle rustlers on the Dodge Trail in the 1890s.
Jesse and I, in sync: “… representing the ABQ. What up biyatch? Leave it at the tone!”
Badger from breaking bad and the whole Jesse's crew is SO UNDERRATED like damn these 4 guys are late 90s-mid 2000s icons!!! I just know that some 17 year old guy would graffiti them in 26th May of 2006 on abandoned hospital or school
we as a fandom don’t talk enough about badger going “helicopter, bitch” then picking jesse up like a limp rag and twirling him around in s1
like 1) jesse pinkman pickupable confirmed, 2) badger is fucking jacked i guess, 3) the fact that it literally never comes up again implies this is just a tuesday for them or something?? 4) helicopter, bitch!
Worst types of country songs:
Alcoholism rules
God bless the USA
Truck
Diet christian music
Love a small town blue eyed girl
Best types of country songs:
Just a specific ass situation
I hate this damn job
Woman kills those who've wronged her
Alcoholism sucks
people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works
To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.
Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download, simply your menu, directly, no need to start an online ordering process.
I remain amazed how many ways, in 2022, places can fuck this up.
gorillaz are fucking crazy cuz theyre just like these fucking british vocaloids and theyre an established enough presence that they can just be like “ello jack black? ello grace jones? u fancy bein in our song? that we’re going to post on our yewchube?” and the real life jack black and grace jones will go “abso-fucking-lutely 2d.”
