There Is Nothing More Important Than A Dear Friend You Can Be A Huge Fucking Asshole Hater With

MY CHESGLAM BRAIN IS GOING 100000000000KMPH

SO

IN THE THIRD EPISODE, WE GET A SONG CALLED ‘СВЕТ’

YOU KNOW THE ONE, THE ONE THEY PLAY RIGHT BEFORE LISA INTERRUPTS CHES

I DECIDED TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG AND THERE’S A SECTION IN WHICH GLAM AND CHES HARMONISE????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍

EDGLIUQHRTHEQRGIUBERKJGAEIURGUIERTHIHRKJWEBFGMJBVJADVOIFIHGWLSKVOKF

Anyways go listen to it and drop ur singing headcanons for them 🧍‍♀️

so honestly the generator sites that already exist for homestuck are fantastic, but theres so fucking many of them. i dont wanna have 8+ tabs open just to get a decent character rundown, you know? so i made a generator that has all this!

changeable first and last name

adjective to describe them

blood color

something they enjoy

pronouns

clothing style

chum handle

typing quirks

godtier

it took me like 4-5 hours and i WAS going to include horns, but describing horns is finicky (since im personally a visual person) so thats the one thing thats left out. but yeah feel free to check it out here and make some cute trolls!

not even gonna lie the stuff going on with legos these days is like.. fascinating to me

I'm at McDonald's with my vampire fangs

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I've been like bouncing off the fucking walls all day and couldn't figure out why I was so jittery and then I found out that the lemonade I got at panera has 260mg of caffeine. For context the coffee I drink sometimes to stay awake has about 65-90mg. Why does lemonade have this much caffeine. Whats your fuckint problem

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

Red Dead posts out of context are so fucking funny bro.

It sounds like you’re liveblogging being attacked by cattle rustlers on the Dodge Trail in the 1890s.

Don't u just hate it when yr listening to a song them you think about a part later in the song and you're like nooo don't spoil it for me