5. "I'm experiencing a rare sensitivity to [current weather]."
Used For: Avoiding outdoor activities (changes reason based on conditions)
Effectiveness: 7/10 - Teachers assume it's a chronic condition and stop questioning
4. "My circadian rhythms require recalibration."
Used For: Skipping early morning classes
Effectiveness: 6/10 - McGonagall's eyebrow twitches but she allows it once per lunar cycle
3. "The moon’s in retrograde." (Not a real thing.)
Used For: Avoiding having to watch Quidditch practices (James buys it; Sirius cackles).
Effectiveness: 8/10 – James panics and asks if he needs chicken soup.
2. "I've developed an unfortunate reaction to [nearby object]." (gestures vaguely)
Used For: Leaving uncomfortable situations
Effectiveness: 8/10 - Works best in potions class where plausible accidents happen
1. "I'm presently engaged in critical lunar research."
Used For: Leaving any situation with an air of academic importance
Effectiveness: ∞/10 - Works best when said while holding a chocolate bar as if it's research equipment
0. "I’m legally required to lie down." (No such law exists.)
Used For: Everything. Everything.
Effectiveness: ∞/10 – Even McGonagall lets it slide once.
"I can’t, I’m allergic to... this conversation."
Used On: Sirius, who immediately throws a pillow at him.
Verdict: "Try harder, Moony."
silly wolfstar
if you haven’t read ddtk you are missing out
hi :3 may i…. may i offer you… new wolfstar fic?? *hides*
Another promt heheh sorry:
Remus in a little bakery stall. He's selling pretzels.
Don't apologise!! I love your prompts for it's good enough, and I've had so fun with this one 😍
Welcome to Moony's, freshly baked goodies sold from a homecrafted wonky bakery stall! Remus has heard there's some discourse around what's up and down on a pretzel, so to avoid conflict he's come up with a clever solution for his sign😊
I tried making this a gif but that changed the colours, so this is some kind of video format (it's the second animation I've tried in procreate so I dunno😂). I hope it plays smoothly!!
You reblog so many defensive posts when you like all the mainstream characterizations and ships in the fandom lol nobody's attacking you just because they talk about not liking something or they critique how the fandom represents a feminine man or how American-centered Americans are even in their writing and headcanons.
i’ll soon be posting my ultra american fic where remus lives in new york and grew up in wisconsin and reblogging extra feminine sirius posts just for u xxx
Wolfstar Shopping At Tesco ( a.k.a Sirius having the time of his life because muggle shopping is so ‘cool’ and Remus being done with him and actually trying to get some shopping done 😭😭😭 )
😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?
🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?
🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?
😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?
✍ Do you have a beta reader?
🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.
🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?
✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉
💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?
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⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?
🙋♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?
🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?
🍷 Do you drink and write?
🍆 Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what's your most popular nsfw fic?
🌞 Do you have a preferred time of day to write?
💖 What made you start writing?
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❌ What's a trope you will never write?
💲 Would you ever open commissions?
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📈 How many fics do you have?
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👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!
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🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.
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As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.
I have been trying to hold off on archive locking my fics for as long as possible, and I've managed to get by unscathed up to now. Unfortunately, my luck has run out and I am archive locking all of my current and future stories. I'm sorry to my lovelies who read and comment without an account; I love you all. But I have to do what is best for me and my work. Thank you for your understanding.
my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day
Playing w Remus like he's a Barbie doll but in the way where I'm cutting his hair off and drawing all over his face with markers before flinging him off the balcony
reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!