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All that’s missing is someone in the audience coughing at the end.

…and it was to make a gift for them. If I hear this friendly helpful rotting head slandered one more time istg

“Surely you can’t expect me to climb a 30ft pole and take the already loose eye out of a dead man’s skull!” -the guy who scaled a vertical shaft dozens of feet tall, shimmied around the exterior of the nth floor of a mansion on a cliff during a storm, has survived an elevator drop from inside a hotel to the bottom of a massive underground cavern, stumbling into an eldritch meat pit in the bowels of another world, and being thrown down a mineshaft, and has killed “I don’t know, seven?” people, two of which by shoving his thumbs through their eyeballs.

Y’all will do fuck all for Yorick smh.

HE FELL INTO ANOTHER FUCKING HOLE LMAO

“Surely you can’t expect me to climb a 30ft pole and take the already loose eye out of a dead man’s skull!” -the guy who scaled a vertical shaft dozens of feet tall, shimmied around the exterior of the nth floor of a mansion on a cliff during a storm, has survived an elevator drop from inside a hotel to the bottom of a massive underground cavern, stumbling into an eldritch meat pit in the bowels of another world, and being thrown down a mineshaft, and has killed “I don’t know, seven?” people, two of which by shoving his thumbs through their eyeballs.

Y’all will do fuck all for Yorick smh.

Completely and utterly off topic for this blog, but I’m gonna be so real with y’all- this is my only social media account, and I need to put this into the world.

To whomever saw a pizza box in the passenger seat of a car in a trader joes parking lot, unlocked the door thru the cracked open window, opened the box, picked up a slice, wolfed down most of it, then put the remnants back in the box: just take the whole slice. Nobody wants your leftovers. You sick fuck.

I’m surprised Malam has any time to slumber considering the child mortality rate of the middle ages.

Also, if Faroe had been “with them” this whole time, that dead toddler has seen some shit.

1:08 ads end

5:10 three days. Yup. Thats how long it takes to recover from being run thru with a sword.

6:50 DRESS 👏 UP 👏 TIME 👏

9:30 “a thick piece of metal?” That dude wasn’t actually a prince, was he?

10:15 arthur bby plz do not go out in underwear and a shitty breastplate

10:20 Was that a zipper?? Btwn that and all the modern english everyone speaks, I don’t think they really time travelled lmao

12:10 three days. Absofruitly. 4 out of 5 doctors agree

13:10 what in gods name is that armor made out of

13:10 no he is definitely still a sore thumb

14:00 listen, i love yorick, but y’all trust him way too much

23:00 PI remembers secret doors are a thing. More at 6

25:30 for someone with no legs, you sure are good at jumping to conclusions, yorick

27:00 oh so now we’re suspicious.

28:50 nothing like some stagnant water with a three-day-old body in it to freshen up your stab wound

31:00 the lung capacity of this man gd

38:50 yes please get rid of the breastplate

39:00 a man who looks nothing like the prince who is nigh unintelligible with weird hair and shoes wearing nothing else but the prince’s bloodied underwear and one piece of his armor does not stand a better chance of getting into a castle than a random stranger. Once you get near the castle, hide your 20th century shit and the prince’s clearly more expensive clothing and say you were mugged and stabbed.

40:20 yeeeep its defo haunted. Again.

43:00 hes gonna paint the nails duh

44:00 ah. Ew, yorick. You know what, I’m not gonna yuck anyones yum

45:00 Alexander “definitely not an evil familiar” Owl, so happy to have you back

46:30 awww Faroe’s Waylay is probably a nice park with duckies 😭

When someone inevitably makes an edit of this episode’s great lines such as

“And I ate,”

“My king, you manifest,” and

“You thrive, King,”

please tag me. Thank you.

LMFAO INCREDIBLE. IMMACULATE.

Thank you, Harlan, you feed us so well.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Favorite characters merged. New more powerful favorite character created.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

Ok, bestie is a little gullible. A lot gullible. We will have to work on that.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

As everyone knows, the soul resides in the belly.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

Omg this podcast is so fucking funny

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

Fuck him up, bestie. Tell him how it is.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

*rings town bell*

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! NEW FAN FAVORITE CHARACTER!

Can Arthur or John speak Middle English?

You know you’ve got a premium blorbo when he literally dreams about getting a restful sleep.

i haven’t even drawn normal john yet what am i doing.

Is it ever explicitly stated that John strangled Parker with Arthur's body? Or is that just common interpretation due to the fact that there's no blood meaning he wasn't exactly dismembered like Emily?

Because don't get me wrong, the idea of being very physically killed with the hands of your best friend is deliciously angsty.

But also... The only thing that we know about Parker's death is that he called out Arthur's name before whatever happened, happened. Who's to say that John didn't just magically liquify his organs inside his body? Who's to say that the power of John transferring himself into Arthur's body didn't melt his mind until he literally forgot how to breathe or something?

I'm just saying that as much as I love a bit of angst I think the much more eldritch kinda gory options are really fun to think about, because until stated otherwise there's almost endless possibilities, even eldritch murder methods our minds literally couldn't comprehend.

Theres also that bit at the beginning when John is complaining about the movie and Arthur asks someone if the seat next to them is taken- which means he identified an empty seat without John’s help. I’d dismiss these incidents as mistakes if Mr. Guthrie didn’t go out of his way to have John comment on it during the Collins fight.

Something is definitely up. It’s like the info osmosis is starting to go the other way.

Okay okay so in episode 29 in the scene where Arthur jumps out of the way of Collins/the Butcher's first attack on him HOW does he know where to jump away from?

Here's my theory, you know the idea that when you lose one sense the others grow stronger? Well what if Arthur heard where Collins was and was able to figure out where he was attacking from just by the sounds that Collins was making?

Either that or he is like spiderman and has spidey sense

Pspspsps

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YOU DONT FUCKING GET IT. DOES ANYONE HERE FUCKING HEAR ME. UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE I AM SPEAKING.

Arthur: parker used to say that... "you look like youve hit bedrock, friend..."

Me: [gasps] hes a minecrafter...

Malevolent fans making up elaborate theories about the show vs Harlan who trows together episodes by pure vibe

Aw no diagonals or backwards? Worst crossword 0/10 /lh

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

i thought something like this might be neat bc it takes place in the 1930s n all :]

rbs are appreciated

I hope Larson and Yellow(?) have a similar bonding experience to Arthur and John but more fucked up and evil

I think Malevolent fans should give Arthur the Jonathan Sims treatment of giving him longer hair as the story goes on. Cuz for like(I’m guessing) for all of s2 he is stuck in the Dreamworld and has no was to cut his hair. I NEED John getting mad a Arthur because he can’t see.