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1 month ago

Reblog to microwave your mutuals /affectionate

3 weeks ago

To suffer is to progress

I know that this is normal but why have we normalized pain? Why has evolution made pain in such a useless way? If we will not remember the pain in our youth, why must we suffer through it?

I wish to stay by your side forever to comfort you, but I must run away because your screams of agony are simply too much for me to bear.

I fashioned a ring of stars, but when I placed it upon you, it was a crown. Now, you have grown up, and it is once more a ring again.

For now, you are smaller than the rest of your kind, but you will grow to be happy and healthy and safe. I will guarantee it.

These lines will not reach you, nor will you ever find out about them, but here I stand, saying them anyway. One day I may look upon this, and laugh at my silly, foolish self for even thinking to say these words, but for now, I gaze at these letters with fondness.

2 months ago

Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father

2 years ago

help me employment jelly

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7 months ago

My top three rules for world building:

How are these bitches eating?

How do these bitches stay warm at night?

Who is paying for all of this bullshit?

6 months ago

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved
Masks And Helmets That Hides Someone's Face In Such A Way That They Become The Face Themselves My Beloved

these are all creatures to me


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6 months ago

wtf i was watching arcane downstairs so no fucking way that my phone heard me

Why tf is arcane popping up on my dashboard

I’m trying to avoid spoilers

I get addicted to spoilers very easily

Tumblr why are you doing this to me

It’s official my phone connects to my laptop to see what I watch on YouTube

I watched ONE arcane related video and all of a sudden it’s everywhere


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8 months ago
Page one; Shen Qingqiu is carrying a pile of books when he stumbles across a scattering of paper on a table. He notices the title of one of the pieces of paper, stating, "SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES". However, most of the title is cut off by the paneling. 

Excited, Shen Qingqiu says, "Aww, my adorable disciples are compiling quotes from me?". He then takes a closer look at what one of the pages says, finding the sentence, "I would not allow that shidi to breed." Shen Qingqiu reels back with a disgusted expression, thinking, "THOSE ARE NOT MY QUOTES".
Page two; Shen Qingqiu decisively drops his pile of books on the table and snatches the paper from the top of the pile. It states: "ACTUAL SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES FROM PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS"

Shen Qingqiu pauses, and looks at the paper in bafflement.
Page three; The first panel has Shen Qingqiu look at the paper in bafflement as he thinks, "Hang on... Performance evaluations?" He then nervously laughs and looks to the side, thinking, "Is that something I was supposed to be doing?"

He then crosses his arms, puzzling it through, thinking, "Well... surely it's fine? System hasn't said anything about it, and neither has anyone else? I doubt anyone wants to hear useless critiques from the Scum Villain anyways. They're probably celebrating no more evaluations! My master plan to make them all like me so I don't get tortured to death is going smoothly." Then he pauses, and mutters, "...even if I didn't plan this."

Shen Qingqiu then wonders what the original goods said in the pamphlets.
Page four; The first quote from Shen Jiu is about Luo Binghe. An earnest image of this poor white lotus student is shown, captioned: "Since my last report, this disciple has reached rock-bottom and shows signs of starting to dig."

Shocked and terrified, Shen Qingqiu responds, "I can never let Binghe see this, or he'll turn me into a human stick eight years early."

The next image is of Mu Qingfang pondering something, and is captioned: "His disciples would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity".

Irritated, Shen Qingqiu responds, "What kind of evaluation is this? Mu-shidi doesn't deserve this."
Page five; The next image shows Liu Qingge reaching out to block the camera and looking irritated. It's captioned: "I would not allow that shidi to breed."

Shen Qingqiu, blushing and covering his mouth, responds,"HUH?? WHO THINKS ABOUT THAT DURING EVALUATIONS? WHAT IS LIU-SHIDI, AN ANIMAL?"

The next image is a very small and pathetic looking Yue Qingyuan (even smaller and more pathetic than normal). It is captioned: "This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely-won't-be."

Shen Qingqiu blankly responds, "Hang on, zhangmen-shixiong? You're evaluating him? Don't you think you're overstepping here?"
Page six; The next image is of Ning Yingying, smiling and waving at someone outside of the panel. It is captioned: "This disciple has delusions of adequacy."

Shen Qingqiu clenches his fist, frustrated, and responds, "She's doing her best! You're the delusional one!!". He is talking to a dead man, so some would have doubts to Shen Qingqiu's own state of mind.

The next image is of Ming Fan, frozen mid-sneeze. It is captioned: "This disciple should go far -- and the sooner the better."

Shen Qingqiu looks indifferent to Ming Fan's humiliation, and responds, "Ah, poor Ming Fan, not even he gets a kind word." He does not self reflect and realize he, too, is not giving Ming Fan a kind word.
Page seven; The next image is of Wei Qingwei, smashing his own hand with a hammer and crying out in pain. It is captioned: "This shidi is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

Shen Qingqiu looks down baffled at the paper and puts a hand on his head as if experiencing a headache. He responds, "You just caught him at a bad time?"

The next image is of Shang Qinghua at a table, head in hands, as he muffles his own screaming. It is captioned: "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

Shen Qingqiu looks mildly disgusted as he responds, "...ugh, I hate agreeing with him." It is unclear if he is disgusted at his agreement, or disgusted at the concept of the existence of Shang Qinghua.
Page eight; The first panel is of an overhead shot of Shen Qingqiu glaring down at the pamphlets next to his stack of books as he mutters to himself. The next panel shows Shen Jiu's ghost as he rests his head on his hand and writes something, annoyed.

The final panel shows Shen Yuan's own profile, with a very unflattering image of Shen Yuan when he first woke up as Shen Qingqiu, captioned: "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

or: the one where shen qingqiu stumbles on a bunch of compiled evidence from qi qingqi that he is Not The Same Person as shen jiu

2 months ago
Hahaha This Is Brilliant

Hahaha this is brilliant

5 months ago

Fatigue Pad Thai

Catastrophize Benedictine

Catastrophize Benedictine
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