Beast Tamer Wife AU.

Grayscale comic of the original Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan who transmigrated into one of his wives.

The comic begins with one word. "Beast." Following are three panels depicting Shen Yuan cuddling with a dangerous-looking wolf creature and Luo Binghe watching him from an open window.

The wolf is unnaturally black and has three eyes, two closed and one closely watching the person petting it with a smile. It seems smitten.

Binghe is standing in shadow, his face expressionless. There are similarities between the wolf and Binghe: the black hair, the glowing eyes, the danger. Said similarities are not lost on him.

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a wife and starts fighting for Luo Binghe's favor. Not for the sex or the prestige or anything. Those are nice but not as nice as the beasts that Luo Binghe brings back sometimes. He needs those.

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myrrio

9 months ago

OK BUT THEN WHAT IF BINGHE STUCK AROUND TO MAKES SURE SHEN YUAN IS OK

the horny begins again???

I am suddenly very invested in this goodbye for the next month

🔞 part I'm cutting out from the monster fucker bingqiu fic bc I have nowhere to fit it ..

Binghe's beast form being an extremely rare demon that's almost never seen outside the abyss, and Shen Yuan has to save every bit of information he can get. In the fic Binghe goes into heat (or rut or whatever it's called, I admit I am ignorant in the ways of monsterfucking) and fucks shen yuan and they wake up the next morning with binghe cuddling shen yuan in his human form.

But alternate ending where binghe is so ashamed of what he's done while he was crazy with lust that he runs off before shen yuan can wake up. When shen yuan finally comes to, he doesn't clean up because that's important evidence for his research... instead he puts on an outer robe, makes sure the peak's lab is empty, bends over the counter, and uses his fingers to scoop the monsters cum out of his ass so he can study its composition... it would be ao humiliating for him and he'd constantly be worried someone will open the door and walk in on him... everytime his fingers touch his prostate he'd moan and shake while trying to stay standing and tell himself he's only doing this for his research....

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myrrio

4 weeks ago

Me once again scrolling through my very specific preferred fic filter:

Why does this one say edit/delete that’s concerning I shouldn’t be able to delete others work OH WAIT WHAT THATS MINE WHY DID THAT SHOW UP

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bye idgaf anymore anyways that’s my rant on why my phone cannot be trusted in the least

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myrrio

9 months ago

Page one; Shen Qingqiu is carrying a pile of books when he stumbles across a scattering of paper on a table. He notices the title of one of the pieces of paper, stating, "SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES". However, most of the title is cut off by the paneling.

Excited, Shen Qingqiu says, "Aww, my adorable disciples are compiling quotes from me?". He then takes a closer look at what one of the pages says, finding the sentence, "I would not allow that shidi to breed." Shen Qingqiu reels back with a disgusted expression, thinking, "THOSE ARE NOT MY QUOTES".

Page two; Shen Qingqiu decisively drops his pile of books on the table and snatches the paper from the top of the pile. It states: "ACTUAL SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES FROM PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS"

Shen Qingqiu pauses, and looks at the paper in bafflement.

Page three; The first panel has Shen Qingqiu look at the paper in bafflement as he thinks, "Hang on... Performance evaluations?" He then nervously laughs and looks to the side, thinking, "Is that something I was supposed to be doing?"

He then crosses his arms, puzzling it through, thinking, "Well... surely it's fine? System hasn't said anything about it, and neither has anyone else? I doubt anyone wants to hear useless critiques from the Scum Villain anyways. They're probably celebrating no more evaluations! My master plan to make them all like me so I don't get tortured to death is going smoothly." Then he pauses, and mutters, "...even if I didn't plan this."

Shen Qingqiu then wonders what the original goods said in the pamphlets.

Page four; The first quote from Shen Jiu is about Luo Binghe. An earnest image of this poor white lotus student is shown, captioned: "Since my last report, this disciple has reached rock-bottom and shows signs of starting to dig."

Shocked and terrified, Shen Qingqiu responds, "I can never let Binghe see this, or he'll turn me into a human stick eight years early."

The next image is of Mu Qingfang pondering something, and is captioned: "His disciples would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity".

Irritated, Shen Qingqiu responds, "What kind of evaluation is this? Mu-shidi doesn't deserve this."

Page five; The next image shows Liu Qingge reaching out to block the camera and looking irritated. It's captioned: "I would not allow that shidi to breed."

Shen Qingqiu, blushing and covering his mouth, responds,"HUH?? WHO THINKS ABOUT THAT DURING EVALUATIONS? WHAT IS LIU-SHIDI, AN ANIMAL?"

The next image is a very small and pathetic looking Yue Qingyuan (even smaller and more pathetic than normal). It is captioned: "This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely-won't-be."

Shen Qingqiu blankly responds, "Hang on, zhangmen-shixiong? You're evaluating him? Don't you think you're overstepping here?"

Page six; The next image is of Ning Yingying, smiling and waving at someone outside of the panel. It is captioned: "This disciple has delusions of adequacy."

Shen Qingqiu clenches his fist, frustrated, and responds, "She's doing her best! You're the delusional one!!". He is talking to a dead man, so some would have doubts to Shen Qingqiu's own state of mind.

The next image is of Ming Fan, frozen mid-sneeze. It is captioned: "This disciple should go far -- and the sooner the better."

Shen Qingqiu looks indifferent to Ming Fan's humiliation, and responds, "Ah, poor Ming Fan, not even he gets a kind word." He does not self reflect and realize he, too, is not giving Ming Fan a kind word.

Page seven; The next image is of Wei Qingwei, smashing his own hand with a hammer and crying out in pain. It is captioned: "This shidi is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

Shen Qingqiu looks down baffled at the paper and puts a hand on his head as if experiencing a headache. He responds, "You just caught him at a bad time?"

The next image is of Shang Qinghua at a table, head in hands, as he muffles his own screaming. It is captioned: "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

Shen Qingqiu looks mildly disgusted as he responds, "...ugh, I hate agreeing with him." It is unclear if he is disgusted at his agreement, or disgusted at the concept of the existence of Shang Qinghua.

or: the one where shen qingqiu stumbles on a bunch of compiled evidence from qi qingqi that he is Not The Same Person as shen jiu

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myrrio

2 months ago

Hahaha this is brilliant

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myrrio

2 years ago

Just a little swap au that I made up just now! (This is going haunt me until I go to hell.) See y’all down there!

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myrrio

2 months ago

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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myrrio

9 months ago

As much as I love Airplane manages to fix things between Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu during the well mission fix its, they tend to skip over the potentially hilarious ripple effects.

Consider:

Shang Qinghua manages to tell Liu Qingge that Shen Qingqiu wasn't trying to kill him before the misunderstanding can get worse and then babbles a bunch of other stuff about how everyone's misjudging SQQ and he's not a young master, etc.

-> Relations between all the peak lords get way way better

-> SQQ does not try to steal Luo Binghe from LQG at the entrance test

-> Airplane gets a frantic and enraged message from the System two minutes before the whole entrance test is over telling him Luo Binghe's not going to make it into CQMS

-> Frantic SQH arrives to find Qiong Dong disciples trying and failing to remove a frantic little lotus who refuses to stop digging because "someone will see, someone will take me, I have nowhere to go!"

-> SQH loudly announces he will take the kid because An Ding always needs the numbers

-> A bunch of the other stragglers (inspired by Binghe's refusal to leave) take this to mean them too and well SQH can't exactly back out of this or he'll loose Binghe.

-> An Ding disciples already collected enough new kids to fill the existing leisure houses so it's sleepover at Shizun's until the new ones are built

-> Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu glaring daggers at Shang Qinghua at the next peak lord meeting for "stealing" LQG's presumed new disiciple. Exhausted expressions from Yue Qingyuan for adding a dozen or so kids over capacity without warning

-> SQH gets back to his house after the meeting to discover no one told the new kids An Ding is for cowards yet: there's a bemused Mobei-Jun sitting in the centre of a children circle getting his hair braided by two little kiddos while he tames Binghe's mess.

-> Secret Demon Husband Defence Squad has now formed

-> System must now rethink everything about the plot

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myrrio

7 months ago

HELP I CHECKED UP ON A FIC THAT I WROTE IN LIKE 20 MIN AND PPL LIKED IT

PPL BOOKMARKED IT

Thank you to my lords and saviors that are commenters, kudosers, and bookmarkers, I love you all thank you very much

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actually gagged I was just making these lil high pitched screaming noises but it was like a sec for each one I DIDNT EVEN GET THE TITLE RIGHT I PUT U INSTEAD OF I excuse me while i go cry with tears of joy and confusion

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myrrio

6 months ago

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

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