josephine: I want to hear those three little words.
inquisitor: I love you.
josephine: that’s sweet, but try again.
inquisitor: fine. I will behave.
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
So just to be clear, during Trespasser the Winter Palace elven population consists of:
Briala’s spies, if Briala is still around;
Leliana’s spies;
Qunari spies;
Solas’s spies.
Maker’s breath, it’s no wonder they’re all tripping over one another’s plans.
But more importantly, can we take a moment to think about the following elven servants who undoubtedly exist:
The elf who is really, genuinely not a spy
The elf who is on all four sides at once
Now imagine them having a conversation.
You’re welcome.
I still find it absolutely hilarious that you can have Anders or Merrill move in if romanced before All That Remains without checking in with Leandra.
Like, officially I figure it’s one of those “compressed Varric timescale” thing and the actual move-in was a bit less “okay, romance confirmed, start standing at the balcony anytime you’d like” but I swear it’s like
Hawke: So you know those three live-in-technically-servants I kinda sorta already had move in without asking? Leandra: What did you do Hawke: And also remember that time you eloped with an apostate without your parents’ permission and ran off to Ferelden? Leandra: What did you do??
josephine when the inquisitor and blackwall start kissing during his trial:
I absolutely love it! O_O (Yes, I am a sucker for younger Kear Morhen witchers)
heartache and woe
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