Mar's BBC Vs Book Canon Musketeers Assession: A Short Yet Comprehensive Guide

Mar's BBC vs Book Canon Musketeers Assession: a Short Yet Comprehensive Guide

(read under the cut!)

bbc d'Artagnan: baby. has not done anything wrong in his life ever, actual angel, just very stupid.

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book d'Artagnan: has the power of god and anime on his side, most annoying little bitch you'll ever meet, broke, has a stupid horse, perpetually single.

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bbc Athos: depressed older brother figure that's not-so-secretly very soft and loving of his found family and would die to protect them, also still horny for one Milady de Winter. Carries the communal garrison braincell.

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book Athos: drunk misogynist who yearns for death and whose only reason to live is his son Raoul. All his braincells have committed self-murder.

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bbc Porthos: feisty ray of sunshine who has never had a single evil thought in that silly head of his, actually quite clever, complicated and emotional, deserves the world.

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book Porthos: vainest person you'll ever meet, doesn't know when to shut up, sugar baby who cares only about himself (and maybe Aramis), has not had a single intelligent thought in his entire existence.

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bbc Aramis: cinnamon roll, golden retriever, actually quite clever, troublemaker who can't keep it in his pants, lovable self-sacrificial idiot who would get himself killed in a heartbeat to save his loved ones, brightest smile in all of Paris. Invented bisexuality.

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book Aramis: mean, edgy, probably secretly a vampire, would sell you to satan for one (1) corn chip, one bad day away from going on a murder spree. Also invented bisexuality.

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bbc Treville: exasperated dad.

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book Treville: extremely exasperated dad.

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bbc Cardinal: genius evil mastermind played by Peter Capaldi.

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book Cardinal: genius evil mastermind sadly not played by Peter Capaldi.

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bbc Rochefort: worst person you'll ever fucking meet, arguably the only downgrade in the show.

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book Rochefort: sneaky lil bastard that's also the bestieTM, we stan.

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bbc Constance: feminist icon, beautiful queen I'd kill and die for, gaslight gatekeep girlboss.

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book Constance: she's just there and then she dies ig.

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bbc Milady: my cunning evil murderwife, would die for her, deserves the world.

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book Milady: actually I believe Athos should have strangled her with his own hands, fuck her.

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bbc Bonacieux: evil greasy little man, fuck him.

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book Bonacieux: he's just... kinda... there I guess? Idk man Dumas looked at the Bonacieuxs and went "nah".

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bbc Louis: annoying little shit but he's kinda cute and nice sometimes

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book Louis: manchild, just There ig.

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bbc Anne: radiant angel who has done nothing wrong in her life ever and she's also perfection itself.

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book Anne: literal drama queen.

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BONUS ROUND- GRIMAUD

bbc Grimaud: hot evil emo dude, idk what his problem was tho

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book Grimaud: actually he just doesn't get paid enough for this shit so if he wanted to murder Athos like in the show I'd understand that lmao

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