Happy Pride To The Little Gay People On My Phone

Andrew saying this and proceeding to get walked like a dog for the next two books is deeply funny to me

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry that he hurt you, I’m sorry that you’re still afraid to talk about it, and I’m sorry that you think I’ll never understand. I’m sorry that he tricked you into thinking you deserved it."

this is so stupid but i had to make it

this is the Foxes trying to mess w Kevin’s media personality during an interview lmao

imagine kevin came back with the foxes instead of staying in west virginia after riko died and he's looking around their dorm room in despair after he sees the damage that jean's rage induced grief inflicted. he's helping clean up & goes to throw stuff in the trash when he see's a pile of andrew's candy bars in there. it's so ridiculous & such a jean thing to do that he actually laughs and suddenly he misses his first and longest best friend so much that he feels sick with it

🩷🧡🤍

actually Andrew is a quite well adjusted regular guy for a 20 yo who was dealt a shitty hand at life and made some bad choices as a teen bc of it but he consistently goes to therapy, forms support networks and surrounds himself with kind people, and actively wants to get better, so its crazy how ppl think Neil the godfather Josten who was taken out of a crime tv show, sleeps facing the wall to put on colored contacts, makes up a new persona every time he goes grocery shopping and thinks therapists are out to get him is the normal one in that relationship

🌻 Pov: you're playing exy and you meet a golden retriever and his sad wet cat of a teammate 🌻

look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail 💀💀

Jean "the French Menace" Moreau & Jeremy "Deescalation Backhug" Knox