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Day 17

Friday

Puns and Jokes

Alix: Yo, Chat Noir, what’s your favorite sport?

Chat Noir: Hairball.

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Max: Excuse me, Mr. Noir? Might I ask you, what the subject you in school you enjoy most?

Chat Noir: Definitely Hisstory.

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Chat Noir: M’lady! Look what I found! A pile of kittens! A Meowntain!

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Ladybug: You can sing?!

Chat Noir: Of course, Bugaboo, Cats are very mewsical.

Ladybug: And there it goes.

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You know what I’m tired af just comment your fav chat noir joke/pun like your own not one of those and if you allow it I’ll add it to the list with credits

complaining for a living

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

For those who don't know, Rafah Crossing is closed. Meaning Palestinians in the Gaza Strip are technically not allowed to go into Egypt through Rafah Crossing (with exceptions, like holding a foreign passport) so in order to evacuate, Palestinians need to bribe Egyptian border security officials. The standard price used to be about $5000 - 7000 per person but some Palestinians have been told to pay $10,000 per person just to cross the border, forget other expenses like food and boarding.

For a group of people who are enduring genocide and the complete destruction of their homes that money is impossible to raise without the help of fundraising. That and the collapse of the UNRWA is the reason you're seeing so many Gofundmes nowadays. The entire aid system is gone with the exception of local aid organisations that have limited reach.

So if you see a credible fundraiser, please at the very least share it so it can reach more people. This list by @el-shab-hussein is a good place to start.

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Nino: So, how’s it going with Mari, bro?

Adrien: *flustered* Actually really well. I’ve been dropping hints that I like her.

LATER

Adrien: *walks to Marinette*

Adrien: I can’t stand you.

Nino: *mumbles* May the heroes be with me.

All the tarp you see are human bodies. How many of those tarp covered bodies didn't make it to see their 18th birthday? How many didn't get to see the 1st birthday of their child? How many didn't get to celebrate retirement? These are human lives being ripped away at an alarming rate.

There should be no reason you can't step outside without seeing a decomposing child, mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, friend, or lover.

They had lives and yet they are buried next to the sidewalk? Would you be okay with your loved one being buried next to the sidewalk? No. No you wouldn't.

cheers to more tsc 🥂