Bonus

Max: Okay, I will just shortly go to the toilette.

Kim: Ok.

Max: I will be right down the floor.

Alix: We know.

Max: So don’t do anything stupid, understood?

Kim: Uhu.

Max: *leaves*

Kim: Alix, I dare you to climb to the roof with me from outside the school.

Alix: *climbing out the window* You’re so on, Meathead.

the girlies

Cat Noir: Do you know why Koalas aren’t classified as bears?

Ladybug: Because they are marsupials.

Cat Noir: ...

Ladybug: ...

Cat Noir: *starts to leave*

Cat Noir: *scoffs* Because they are marsupials! NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION!

Bonus:

Kim, who heard Chat: Hey Max! Did you know that Koalas aren’t classified as bears?

Max: Yes, Kim. Yes, I did.

Kim: It’s because they don’t have the Koalafication.

Max: *sighs* No, Kim. It’s because they are marsupials.

Kim: Marsu-what?

Max: Mar

Kim: Mar

Max: su

Kim: su

Max: pials

Kim: pials

Max: Marsupials

Kim: Marsupials

Max: Shall I explain it?

Kim: Yes, please.

Max: *explains*

Kim: Oh, makes sense.

would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

The real reason why we haven't seen panels of Chuuya in recent chapters

I feel I should specify when I talk about the vast majority of Israelis supporting this genocide it's not to call for violence of them or even to demonise them. It's to call attention to Israel having a genocidal education system which dehumanises Palestinians from the moment Israelis start school. Ilan Pappé did a study in 1994 of the Israeli education system and raised the alarm that it would raise a generation who are even worse than those who first colonised Palestine in 1948. We're seeing the truth of that now.

I raise this point because we're seeing this attempt by politicians and the media to claim that it's just Netanyahu who is to blame for this genocide and not a systematic problem that requires boycotting, divestments and sanctions to push them to correct. This lie is being pushed because they do not want to change the status quo which allows for Israel to steal Palestinian land and homes and keep Palestinians under military occupation.

zoros bleeding out??? wharever listen to this french guy think a fairytale he read is real

My favorite Andrew headcanon still remains that upon retiring from Exy—a good several years before average, and waaaay before Neil and Kevin, because he's finally secure enough in his life and desires to recognize that he doesn't need to keep doing something he doesn't enjoy just because hes good at it—he goes back into law and becomes a public defender.

It's not like he forgot anything since college, and most of the bar exam is rote memorization, so picking it back up is simple. Neil is too happy that Andrew is making such a major decision on his own initiative to be disappointed about losing pro exy.

On the other hand. Can you imagine sitting in a jail cell for auto theft waiting for some underpaid schmuck to offer you a plea deal when fucking LeBron James walks in.

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