RTVS Is Doing A 3-day Fundraiser For Various Charities And People In Palestine. You Can Watch At: Http://stream.rtvsfundraiser.live/,

Chloe: I would never brag!

Alya: *deadpan* You once called yourself the proof of gods existence.

They absolutely rehearsed this multiple times on their way to the Baratie

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

My favorite Andrew headcanon still remains that upon retiring from Exy—a good several years before average, and waaaay before Neil and Kevin, because he's finally secure enough in his life and desires to recognize that he doesn't need to keep doing something he doesn't enjoy just because hes good at it—he goes back into law and becomes a public defender.

It's not like he forgot anything since college, and most of the bar exam is rote memorization, so picking it back up is simple. Neil is too happy that Andrew is making such a major decision on his own initiative to be disappointed about losing pro exy.

On the other hand. Can you imagine sitting in a jail cell for auto theft waiting for some underpaid schmuck to offer you a plea deal when fucking LeBron James walks in.

GLOBAL STRIKE ON APRIL 15

"The terrorist Israeli occupation, after half a year, is still insisting on entering Rafah, which is the last city that still contains most of the population of the Gaza Strip.

80% of the Gaza Strip is destroyed and suffers from continuous military invasions, the movement of the Israeli army, besieging hospitals, commit massacres, destroy and blow up residential neighborhoods. And besieging the population and starving them.

The terrorist occupation is committing these crimes in front of the world, and is trying to have more time to destroy the hopes of the displaced to return and kill them with hunger and disease, and make the world get used to what is happening in Gaza and reduce media coverage and solidarity with Palestine, in addition to causing more destruction and strengthening the presence of the Israeli terrorists in Gaza in preparation for stealing the land.

Be smarter than them, and do not leave us to be killed and forgotten. *April 15 is a day of global strike*.. No schools, no movement, no work, no electronic payment, no gas stations. Make more noise and disturb the peace of terrorist politicians in America and IsraHell.

In the picture, me after half a year of documenting the genocide and surviving it daily without being sure of surviving the next day, and I will not stop until this genocide ends and I sit in the middle of my city feeling safe while I help my people rebuild Gaza."

Here's what to do:

Don't go to school or work (if you can)

Protest (if you can)

Do not shop anywhere

Do not use your credit card or use any money

Wear green, red, white and black clothes to show solidarity. Wear a badge, a keffiyeh, or anything that signifies your solidarity

Boost posts about Palestine, flood the media

Boycott!

Lupin art dump!!

is it gay to tuck a flower into your rival-enemy-ex-partner-other half of your soul-traitor's hair? asking for a friend

Day 17

Friday

Puns and Jokes

Alix: Yo, Chat Noir, what’s your favorite sport?

Chat Noir: Hairball.

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Max: Excuse me, Mr. Noir? Might I ask you, what the subject you in school you enjoy most?

Chat Noir: Definitely Hisstory.

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Chat Noir: M’lady! Look what I found! A pile of kittens! A Meowntain!

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Ladybug: You can sing?!

Chat Noir: Of course, Bugaboo, Cats are very mewsical.

Ladybug: And there it goes.

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You know what I’m tired af just comment your fav chat noir joke/pun like your own not one of those and if you allow it I’ll add it to the list with credits

you wont even have the chance to be wrong

If you tell me that Alix isn't the coolest person in MLB then maybe you're just wrong.

Hello I am reaching out to seek your urgent help. I am a Palestian girl and I am a 16-year-old girl living in a refugee camp in Palestine. I have diabetes and rely on insulin injections to manage my condition. Unfortunately, due to the dire situation here, my family and I are unable to afford the insulin I need for my health.

Your support would be invaluable in helping me obtain the necessary medication to stay healthy. Any contribution you can provide would make a significant difference in my life.

Donation link is available on my pinned post.

Thank you for considering my request

I am sorry I’m only able to share your ask