It's Actually Crazy Talking To Friends And Relatives About What's Going On Because Very Few Of Them Know

Day 17

Friday

Puns and Jokes

Alix: Yo, Chat Noir, what’s your favorite sport?

Chat Noir: Hairball.

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Max: Excuse me, Mr. Noir? Might I ask you, what the subject you in school you enjoy most?

Chat Noir: Definitely Hisstory.

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Chat Noir: M’lady! Look what I found! A pile of kittens! A Meowntain!

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Ladybug: You can sing?!

Chat Noir: Of course, Bugaboo, Cats are very mewsical.

Ladybug: And there it goes.

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You know what I’m tired af just comment your fav chat noir joke/pun like your own not one of those and if you allow it I’ll add it to the list with credits

A soft moment after the fighting has stopped

URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

Dear humanity, I may have sent you this appeal before, but the matter has become more urgent than before.

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal from Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .

Please Donate now:👇👇 👇

Gofundme.com

Thank you for your compassion and kindness

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Max: Okay, I will just shortly go to the toilette.

Kim: Ok.

Max: I will be right down the floor.

Alix: We know.

Max: So don’t do anything stupid, understood?

Kim: Uhu.

Max: *leaves*

Kim: Alix, I dare you to climb to the roof with me from outside the school.

Alix: *climbing out the window* You’re so on, Meathead.

doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.

Baizhu achieving immortality but continues to take in all kinds of diseases. Getting weaker and weaker and eventually cannot do anything but lay there rotting and never dying

shiro is like "i know a guy" about everything but all of his guys are just keith

Save Mohammed ..

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

Donate now:👇👇 gofundme.com

‎‏Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.

#free_palestine 🍉🇵🇸

I‘m so sorry the only thing I’m able to do is share this

Myléne: I admire that when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.