Reblog If Those Man Tits Make You Irrational

about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast.

Being neurodivergent is just having a Demicolon attached to every single sentence that comes out of your mouth.

For those who don't know what a Demicolon is:

Let’s be so so so so clear:

If Trump reverses the Tik Tok ban after he takes office, he did not do it out of the goodness of his heart. There is no goodness in his heart. If he does it, he will do it to make himself look good. To garner support from young people. To manipulate you.

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

not to sound like a whore or anything but last night i dreamt that someone caressed the small of my back

no he won't (living in denial since 2019)

Here is your reminder that everyone we lost in the blip 5 years ago return later this month

If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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