Nespolae - Sings The Streets A Serenade

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

March 10th, 1917

babygirl your sudoku solving skills are out of this world

Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

Hello 😇👋,

My family and I are facing incredibly difficult times due to the ongoing war in Gaza 💔. Our dreams and future have been shattered, leaving us feeling lost and without purpose. My brother Anas and I have launched a GoFundMe campaign to help us escape Gaza, continue our education, and support our family.

Making a small donation or sharing the campaign — would mean the world to us.

Link: https://gofund.me/9c46877a

Thank you so much for your kindness and support 💖

With gratitude,

Ahmed Basil

Vetted by @90-ghost & @gazavetters

https://gofund.me/9c46877a

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