These Are Fun Looking

being objectum for me is less about “i want to fuck the computer” and more about “witnessing a computers glory fills me with a dread one can only compare to what neurotypical people call a ‘crush’” if that makes sense.

it’s like seeing a pretty girl online and feeling horribly self conscious because Why Aren’t I More Like Her?

she gets it

THE HYPER EMPATHY TO OBJECTUM PIPELINE

Nintendo DS

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

Hooba hubba

Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3

Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online

kristof kintera