Ya Know... I Think That If Correctly Armed, A Penguin Could Probably Set Off Explosives Present In A

Ya know... I think that if correctly armed, a penguin could probably set off explosives present in a warehouse, thereby being the party most responsible for blowing up the warehouse. Given what I know, I feel confident that correct armament is likely to be some sort of fancy laser-glasses.

okay contrary to a previous post i made: what if jason wrote fanfiction but it became a MC Daredevil situation where literally everyone knew his identity but he just waves them off

Jason: *writing A/N* here you go guys, sorry, something came up with my job comments: we all know it was the warehouse penguin blew up. its all over the news jason: *responding* idk what you're even talking about dude, i don't own a tv. how could a flightless avian blow up a warehouse

jason: this chapter's gonna be a little dark cuz that's my mood this week comments: is it because they took you off the earth's greatest threats list? jason: they wh---no of course not

jason: *posts* comments: we missed you red hood! jason: idk who that guy is but he sounds cool

jason: ugh, have you guys seen the new episode? shit's horrible. here's a fix-it. comments: do you . . . perhaps . . . think its horrible because they misused the gun props . . . jason: no i was talking about x character dying but YES OH MY GOD THAT PART HURT ME TO WATCH comments: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

comments: so when r u going to change your ao3 name to redhood? jason: i fucking swear if one more of you moterfuckers insinuates that i am the gotham vigilante known as the red hood i will withhold five of my most recently written chapters from the entire fucking lot of you comments: . . . you'd never jason: fuck

comments: you have an interestinly in-depth and expanisve kowledge of firearms jason: well, we all have hobbies jason: mine was born out of fear of the ao3 author curse. ima fuckin shoot the thing the moment i see it comin comments:

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4 months ago

That's exactly why it is so interesting - you have to pick one screenshot.

Spinning up an unauthorised fork of tvtropes.org specifically because I feel strongly that every trope page should be illustrated with an appropriate screenshot from The Penguins of Madagascar.


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11 months ago

2024 tumblr: yea im jackin it to this clown vore video but im only into these kinks ironically

9 months ago

Surprising, given that the essence of mischievous poll responses has been defined for this purpose as purposeful and wrong, despite the capacity of truth to fulfil the purpose of mischief.


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1 year ago

There's some folk being very aggressive about using the subscribe conversation feature instead of pestering people, without bothering to ask if there's other requirements. Such as the ones being broken by them being able to comment on the post.

I was (likely)shadow banned for tagging fic updates- how to save yourself:

Thanks to a lovely suggestion, I looked into tumblr's new(ish) 'subscribe to the conversation' feature since, by all apparent deduction, tagging people (as requested by them) on fics has gotten me shadow banned.

How subscribing to a conversation works:

On the website, you subscribe by clicking the ... navigation on the upper right of the post and selecting 'subscribe to the conversation'.

On the app, you subscribe by clicking 'notes' on the bottom left of the post and then the bell icon in the upper right.

You will be notified of every reply and reblog with fresh content.

To set this up for replacing tagging:

Create either a side blog or a non linked blog.

In the blog settings, under replies, set it to 'Only members can reply' (website) /'Only Tumblrs you follow can reply'(app).

(I am hoping that the website one becomes the standard as at the moment you will have to ask mutuals not to comment.)

Create an Update post on this side blog that says something such as "Subscribe to this post to be notified of updates to x fic!", a link to the work on the main blog, and any other relevant information.

As you make the Update post, click on the menu icon in the upper right as you are making the post and under 'Who Can Reblog'(website)/'Reblog Control'(app) change it to 'No One'

THIS WILL INCLUDE YOU. (You can change it again by editing the post and going back to the menu.)

You can create as many Update posts as wip you have.

To use this for replacing tagging:

When you want to update your readers there is a new part, edit the Update post to include links to where the update is posted.

Reply on the Update post that there is an update and that the link in the post. "Chapter 5 posted! Find the link in this post!"

Readers can click on the notification to go to the post, then click on the link to go to the new part.

It's a bit of a faff, but once set up it's actually easier than tagging! No list to maintain, no limits, people can manage their own subscriptions. And may save you from being shadow banned like me!

9 months ago

Regarding Fandom Trees & AMTs

Tag wrangling is, on the whole, a fluid process. It's meant to be, because the way language is used and the way tags are used change over time. We're the first to admit that we don’t always get it right, and that we do sometimes make mistakes despite our best intentions. This is why wrangling decisions are not set in stone and are reevaluated periodically as circumstances change or as new information becomes available. 

In light of the impact that removing the Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms metatag has had, we have put that metatag back in place. 

When it comes to fandom metatags and fandom trees, there is no 'one size fits all' approach that works for all fandoms. Consequently, we have placed a hold on all structural changes to fandom metatags, All Media Types fandoms (commonly called AMTs), and fandom trees while wranglers discuss the need for additional guidelines and adjustments to our approach regarding these tags going forward. 

This hold will remain in place until tag wranglers have had ample time to fully reevaluate our fandom wrangling guidelines with the aim of making it easier for Archive users to find the content they’re looking for and filter out the content they aren’t. This guideline reevaluation process is something we are actively working on, but it will likely take some time to complete. We will update again once these fandom guideline discussions have come to a close.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.

(From time to time, ao3org posts announcements of recent or upcoming wrangling changes on behalf of the Tag Wrangling Committee.)


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4 months ago
a top down image of a trampoline with "tap on this point very quickly" superimposed on top. Doing so will zoom the image in and out which looks like you're jumping on the trampoline

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!


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2 years ago

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

1 year ago

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

2 years ago

Is this not, rather, a measure of fucked upedness? For instance, surely Skitter/Weaver/Khepri is a poor little meow meow, despite being the third best person in canon (beat only by Vista and Dragon)?

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that's not how this works


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9 months ago

Hotel California on Guzheng by Moyun.

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