niavirrivain
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I think the funniest consequence of Tumblr's shit-ass content moderation is that a lot of people are still posting explicit art, but they've also gotten better over time at including including screen reader descriptions, and since anecdotal evidence supports the idea that whatever Tumblr is using to auto-mod explicit content seems to pick up on text better than it does on images, those descriptions will just fail to mention that the character so depicted has their dick out – and often this is not a small omission!
I love the dynamic in the Discworld fandom on this site, I think it's mainly because there are a lot of dormant fans, if you will, who've read and loved the books for years but haven't engaged much recently, who sort of reappear whenever a fun post is doing the rounds. It's fantastic. We get the cozy small fandom vibe without the screaming matches, but also get the popular posts from time to time, y'know?
Same reason some folk open the door either before washing hands or with a paper towel: it reduces how many things you have to touch in there, in situations where it makes sense to turn the lights off when you leave the room.
You think you understand a culture from seeing it on tv but you don’t really. You aren’t there. In the trenches. Trying to get a snack at 3am.
... I don't recall when exactly this was, but shortly after we have a firmly established infinite suffering Butcher ball, I doubt he'd approve a plan to try to move it to deeper waters so it stops causing issues. This annoys Taylor, who, of course, still Really wants the docks to be rebuilt, darn it.
Taylor was really in for coils image as “crime lord who will fix city” pre the Daihna plot twist
How long do you think it would take for her to hate his guts if he never told the undersiders about the drugged up kidnapped child in his basement I giver like two months before she wants to blow his brains out anyway
I remember back in my compulsory education they taught us to use the keyboard like this but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single person type like this ever.
Hm. Well, we could go with "undead eternal nexus of suffering", probably? That is probably slightly worse than just going to hell... Does Hamlet go to hell, thinking of that?
how come you'll say tragedy is your favorite genre and then 100 thousand million people will be like "you should check out this adaptation of this famous tragedy but the twist is there's a happy ending this time." GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hm - oh, yeah, I can see that sort of keyboard in general, I suppose. Looking down this feature set - preferred voice? As their calling it. I'd of said sound set, or maybe instrument...
ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)
ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.
“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.
(x) id lose my fucking mind. imagine climbing nearly 10k ft of elevation thinking you're the first to ever do it n turns out someone beat you to it a millennium ago
That's also how I tend to interpret it - I'm pretty sure I'm defaulting to the Ah-ee-shuh option, here.
That makes much more sense than anything involving "eye" - those are basically the two that I would decide between. If they were on the poll.
It's on the linked page, but the text below the cut is different from the linked page.
NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.
If this gets uhhh let me think of a number… 8k I will get a skirt before the end of the summer
This was funnier in my head
Legend has it if you put any good tag in the title of your favorite car movie, it sounds canon. The #ides of march and the Furious.
Oh, I *like* this one. Feels better than mine.
I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #bruce wayne and add it to #offline, you end up with #d&d.
Just so folks may know, it seems you need to go to the original post by memories in order to get a tag generated for you personally!
Pour one out for #*snickers*.
Well, it looks like it was meant to forbid having sex in view of your neighbours' homes, but they Actually forbid it from "in view of a private place", which implies in view of Any private place, including, say, the one your having sex in.
... Also, Nintendo releases commercial failure consoles pretty often. Doesn't seem to be every other console like my dad claimed, but there's plenty: the Wii U and Pokemon Mini, at least, and more debatable, the Nintendo 3DS, which proves Nintendo will drop prices like most folk seem to be wanting for "it preformed well in the market, but not as well as expected", so...
"you have to buy switch 2 games, don't you think the workers deserve to be paid?" that's not how that works. that's not how any of this works. you dumb motherfucker. they get a salary. they don't get royalties
... I would point out that Bruce has more, likely heavier children, and should therefore have more dad strength. Logically.
Dad strength
Jason: Ugghhh, I can't believe I lost to an old man. Bruce is like 50 something. How is he so strong?
Bruce: I am 40.
Jason: Potato potato. Same shit.
Dick: To be fair, he beats all of us in arm wrestling. And I think he is putting his Batman face but he doesn't even twitch while wrestling with you.
Jason: Way to rub in the salt, dickhead. Do any of you wanna go?
Damian: And humiliate myself? I have self respect Todd.
Tim: Yeah, no. I'm already running low on my energy drink. I don't think I can even lift a finger right now.
Cass: I am agile, not strong. If Jason can't beat him, I probably can't too.
Steph: How are you so strong anyway?
Bruce: Dad strength.
Jason: Bullshit.
Dick: Dad strength is real?
Damian: Is that why you keep bringing in new children, father?
*Entering the living room*
Duke: Hey, guys. Danny's here. He has some burgers with him.
Danny: Way to rat out my lunch, dude.
Duke: You have like 2 dozen burgers there. Ain't no way you are eating all of that.
Danny: You don't know that. I could totally eat all of this.
Duke: Sure you can. What are all of you doing on the coffee table? And why does Jason look like he wants to shoot Bruce.
Steph: He lost to Bruce in arm wrestling.
Tim: And Bruce says the only reason he is strong is because of Dad strength.
Duke: You're exaggerating. Bruce can't be that strong.
-2 minutes later-
Duke: I take back what I say.
Danny: Oh I want to try. I've been lifting a lot recently. Look at this. *Flex almost nonexistent muscle*
Tim: Yeah, sure dude. Looks great.
Damian: Your sarcasm is dripping, Drake. And there is no way you are beating father, Fenton.
Danny: Oh just you wait.
-1 minute later-
Jason: What The Fuck.
Dick: You're joking, Bruce. Tell me you're joking.
Jason: There is no fucking way I am weaker than this twink. He looks more malnourished than when I was a street kid.
Damian:*Frowns heavily*
Steph and Cass: *Laughing at Jason's, Bruce's and Dick's shocked face*
Tim: How are you so strong?
Danny: Dad strength.
When this bug is triggered, each reblog is counted as a seperate post, @lesbianhouseplant . (And anyone else who may see this, but I'm not sure if this will give proper notifications if I don't @.)
bungus
whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts