"Would U Still Love Me If I Was A Worm" Energy

what is it with me and women with black/white hair and facial scars

Shadowheart, Cassandra: Loves smutty books, religious, can be religious leaders (and will not marry you sad), curt and no nonsense, easily annoyed

Ciri, Cassandra: Fights melee well (sorry Shadowheart), royalty/noble but rejects it, very long ass names, normie ears

Shadowheart, Ciri: were pawns for greater powers, bi/pan (book ciri was at least), brilliant green eyes, betrayed by an elf/drow, elven blood (ciri sorta does), weird about drowning (book ciri)

All three: loves smudgy, black eye shadows, softies underneath, traumatic childhoods, will backslap you like the lil bitch you are, lives in a very unsafe fantasy world, had nice male mentors

The trifecta big cvnt energy 🤌👸💃

PS. I was robbed of white hair Cassandra

Shadowheart kills me. Tries so hard to be icy and bitchy and rude. But if you're just like not judgemental about any of that she immediately has heart eyes and gives you pep talks if you ask her about how shit's going. Her whole cleric domain is keeping secrets to the point she got lobotomized for it and yet she's like "well anyways here's everything about me." After like five minutes of being nice to her. Truly Shar's worst warrior.

Anything for bbgirl :)

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

my favourite part of shadowheart's personality is that she's supposed to be all mysterious and secretive but she's also just a massive fucking gossip. one of the first conversations u have with her she starts with "i couldn't help but overhear - ok, i could help, but..."

the only better moon lesbians are shadowheart × selunite tav

I think they should hug 24/7... They were made to hug each other.

Shadowheart be like: KEEP UR VOICE DOWN WORSHIPPING SHAR IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

Also Shadowheart:

Shadowheart: How did you know I was a Sharran?

Also Shadowheart:

Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.

also I've had tumblr for like 3 days now and the fact that all their recommended posts and ads are Shadowheart related feels like I'm being targeted when I've posted TWICE