I Have An Addiction

What type of cat would you say Simon is, also would he wear cat ears during sex? Thanks! :3

Baby that's a grown man with a cock and balls

no he would NOT but Simon is definitely one of those rugged and old stray cats that look like they've been to war 😭😭

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it.

ME

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

this how white men look after they tell a joke & think they ate

BRITNEY BROSKI GOT TO MET PEDRO PASCAL

super sad that joel miller isn’t a real man

everytime an author on tumblr calls me by a nickname i get all giddy and jump up and down

omg

So your clit is... where exactly??

LEGIT BRO OMG

cumming “too fast” is literally one of the hottest things possible, I don’t want to hear it slandered shut up shut up shut up shut up